What can I say about Volgarr the Viking? Well... You suck. Hard. Maybe you would have been better if I had a gamepad, but I don't really play many gamepad-necessary games, so I've never bothered to get one. Some say you are "tough, but fair", and that may be true. But you are also just a plucking assh*le. You remind me of Ghouls 'n' Ghosts, except without the multiple weapons, excellent music, and (in my opinion) much cooler art style and enemies.
I had
some fun with you, but you treated me like garbage, and did nothing but hurt me. I'm sorry that this is the way it has to be. I'd say no hard feelings, but, truth is, I just can't plucking stand you anymore.
Volarr the Viking : installed on Agent's computer from November 12, 2015 - April 25, 2016.
Agent's progress : 2.44 levels (out of five or six. I'm not sure.)
Time played : I dunno. Didn't keep track, but I'd guess like 37 hours. [/sad]
Now get the living pluck off my hard drive >:-O
*UNINSTALL* \o/
moonshineshadow: *big hug*
So... Moon... Have you played Volgarr the Viking? :-D