-laughs- Something like that.

Ah well. Geared up for Insomnia, so now it's just waiting for it to start.
(Seriously hate waiting.)

Hi everyone

Im looking for an old flash game that i used to play on the website Y8, but seemed to have forgot the name of.
I cant remember much, but what i do remember is that there was one city named Alexandria and the game was about taking over these citys. At the very north (northwest) of the map, old german castles were located and at the very east, the japanese were located.
Is there anyone out there who might have played this game and can remember its name?
Please.

Have a wonderful day

Okay, since I'm waiting anyway, maybe someone can give me a hand with this.

Not sure if I've picked up every piece of shit GOG has to offer, would like to round out the collection of awfulness.
I know about the obvious ones, but I'm sure there are some I've missed. Any suggestions?

It's a gift - not everyone is able to manage that ;)

Patience young Padawan :P
Sorry can't help you with that. You might start a thread in the General Discussion - that should increase your chance to get an answer.

hmm...
https://www.gog.com/game/deathtrap_dungeon
https://www.gog.com/game/fist_puncher
https://www.gog.com/game/humans_must_answer

and someone made a huge list, although there's some good ones in there too, in my opinion:
https://www.gog.com/mix/bog_bad_old_games

And there's another thesis chapter done. I'm absolutely knackered now but I'm pleased about having finished it. *throws a tiny party*

You're younger than I am, you dork. ;P

\o/ Wohoo...great to hear *big hug* :)
So what? Doesn't make the statement wrong? :P

Once upon a time, a company called 2015 made an excellent WW2 shooter called Allied Assault. Shortly after, a group of their most talented employees broke off and formed their own company to create a similarly good game, Call of Duty. The unfortunate ones who stayed at 2015, Inc. made a broken, boring, frustrating-as-pluck Call of Duty clone set in Vietnam.
Didn't see Men of Valor on your wiki. I wholeheartedly recommend against it :-p

Well, Deathtrap Dungeon I've got, Fist Puncher I've got and already beat, and I still remember endlessly making fun of Humans Must Answer when it was on an Insomnia sale.

That list just looks like a hodge-podge of opinions. I should've specified, I'm not really in the market for shit games that are independent. They have no historical significance, they're just part of the overall garbage pile that pretty much everyone forgets.
I'm not so much searching for something that'll make me think, "Well, it's more generic crap." More along the lines of something seriously mentally scarring, and bad independent games tend to not even have real proficiency in the awfulness department.

*Lights some fireworks* Congrats! :-)

Yay, congratulations. =) -breaks out the tiny party favors, decorations and what-not-
It makes the statement the same exercise in teeth-gnashing I always have when anyone tells me to be patient. -laughs-
Just thought the age thing was funny. ;)

xD
Yes it was - that's the reason i chose the jedi master quote :P

Yep! *celebratory hug* Too bad I likely need to get started on the next one this week as well...
Those are some fancy fireworks, thanks! :)

How are you doing? Feeling any better?
Thanks! *admires decorations*

To be honest my room needs some serious cleaning up before it's fit for a party. I swear there are books everywhere ...

Aah... like Toxic Avenger and Bad Taste of games sort of stuff...? :) Or Plan 9 from Outer Space...
I'll have to think about it :)