Now we're talking the same language! :)

By the way, that song is amazing. Drawing some attention in the office.

Well there's car battery DRM already...
And think of the printer manufacturers building chips into the ink tanks to prevent refilling and use of "unauthorized" ink tanks.
Phones are "jailed".

I guess I often take all the fresh food I get for granted. But I know that it can be expensive to eat healthy, which is why the poorer the area, the more overweight and unhealthy they are usually - because cheap food is full of artificial rubbish and is often very bad for you.

For crying out loud...

I feel like dying right here, but watching humanity perish to it's own stupidity while spamming gloating comments on the gog fora might give me some last ditch satisfaction before I go. I'll hang arround for a while;

Ending up in a psychiatric treatment center when your suicide attemps fail isn't nice either, trust me... ;p

I have DRM on my lawn, if you don't bring a treat my dog bites you.
(Dog Responds by Mastication) ;)

Keep your eyes peeled for the DRM condom. And to help stop infidelity, it would only work with your own partner. :-)

Wait, what exactly would constitute 'not working'?

I'm not sure, self-destructs? Maybe something like this? :-)

Tbh I wouldn't be surprised to see DRMed sex toys with DRMed porn games or other software in the near future. Why not DRMed condoms. Use an app to pay for safety from STD. Pay extra for protection from pregnancy. Pay even more, or I'll tell your wife...

forget I asked

I read a news article on the BBC recently about new interactive sex toys that are at risk of being hacked. Basically, you have one and someone else over the internet has one. I don't know too much about it, but it seemed so silly, especially them warning about sex toy hacking.
It would be a good way to discourage one night stands. :-)

And now I want to watch Robocop again...-laughs-

Also, I have to wonder...in that movie, they show Robocop's gun turning targets into festive confetti. So what would that person's crotch look like?

I'm thinking something like a hot dog after you microwave it to the point of detonation, covered in what resembles half-coagulated marinara.

What an interesting description. :-)

You're not helping, I can't even pee now.