We never said it was a good way, I mean, Hitler did not seem like a babe magnet. :-)
No shame in being a big softie. I could easily bore you with all the little sweet things me and my partner do, then you would see a real big softie :-). Although the way me and my partner are together can lead to friends and family (playfully) teasing, and other people getting quite angry over it all. I guess some people just don't like that kind of stuff.

But I can't do them both at once. Only once we conquer the world can we get rid of all the legal stuff keeping you from your NOLF. :-)

Thank you. I am way better in person. I can speak a lot better in person than I can over the internet.

Buy I thought we were on opposite sides, so why would I be doing speeches for the evil Empress Owl? Am I trying to turn your army against you? I know how to do that, Endre let it slip yesterday: I will just bring pizza and boobs and then all the guys will turn on their Empress and join the good side. :-)

*big silly hug*

Hehe...It's a bit early for beer isn't it? :)

Glad to hear that - doing quite good here :)

And a big hello to ELT and akhliber! *big hug*

*Extra big sofite hug* ;-)

Well then, since your power seems to work, and we have a happy Empress... You may dominate the world, but you have to share it with Owl ;-p

I really hope those boobs are attached to people? Not just a box full of random disembodied boobs? :-|

No doubt you are even better in person :)
Of course we are. But when I'll have defeated you, instead of keeping you locked and useless in the Oubliette, I'll offer you a job to help my communication staff. :) (well paid, and extra free garlic snails all day).
With pizza and boobs, you'd only get the desperate single (teen) males, and Italians, to join your army. :) I'm not afraid. And we have boobs too. And cookies. And peanut butter :D and beers !!! \o/
>:-| what do you mean, you ... ? beware. I won't share anything but my garlic snails, and beers with my brave soldiers. You have a strange behaviour for my army leader... you used to be much more faithful....

I can't do that, she is French (they are even older enemies than those traitor Yanks :-)), and we were enemies on that silly picture I did months ago. How about Owl gets all the stars?

I think Endre would have meant those boobs were attached. Maybe pizza bikinis? Or maybe like Hooters (is that the right name, those places in the US where women wear small shorts and tight tops?), with women serving the pizza?

*big hug*

You French have tried a number of times to invade England, and each time you failed. (And no, William the Conqueror was not French, he was Norman, and was actually in-line for the English throne due to his Viking heritage and the Viking monarchy of England.)

Garlic snails! I think I would prefer to be in the Oubliette. :-)

Well, the pizza and boobs already lured your number one Agent, so I think it will get most of the guys and some of the girls. And don't forger the snails, slugs, frogs, toads, horses, and cows tongues you have will scare them all off, so your boobs, cookies, peanut butter, and beer will be useless. :-)

*big hug*

(Shhh... We let her do all the hard work, then throw her off a bridge and you get to keep it all!)
Ahem... :-|

Owl just needs to show off her cute kitten and almost everyone will return to her side since this thread is made up of softies ;-)

Hello *big hug*
How are you doing today ?

I could counter that with cute baby cows, sheep, pigs, goats, and some other animals. I even have baby fox cubs and other wild animals around here. I think that might win over a kitten, even a super cute kitten like Owl's. :-)

What makes you think I would let you that close? You Americans can't be trusted, so I would be keeping you all at arms length. Plus I would put all the worlds peanut butter under lock and key, so if you do that I won't let you have any more peanut butter. :-)

Hello! *return hug*

I am doing okay (see my earlier reply to Agent). My health is not so good today, but doing good overall.

How are you?

In that case, I have no other choice. My loyalty is with my Empress >:-| *raises the flag of war*

Yes, Hooters... Where guys go "for the wings, and not boobs." ):-\
And a pizza bikini? *Pouarkh* Let's just skip to the bacon bikini already, and end my faith in humanity right now ;-p

That is better. You should stick with your Empress, not betray her for some pizza and boobs. It is the least you can do for the French helping you win the war. (Now you just need to thank all the other nations that helped as well. Or pretend you did it all single handed like you Americans always seem to do with wars. :-))

I bet if I search for pizza and bacon bikini they do exist. And they will of course be American. I never quite understood edible clothes. I saw a few candy underwear sets while I was in London last year and it did not really look that romantic or sexy, they actually look really uncomfortable and not that appeal to eat. But I guess some people might love it.

I see - sorry to hear that you're not doing very well health-wise but good that you're doing good otherwise :)

Quite good - my nose is still stuffed up but otherwise everything's fine.

Bah no kitten is better than this

I was never a big fan of the war anyway. Why can't we be friends? :-)

Hm... Candy underwear. Doesn't sound that comfortable, no. I think food is best on plates :-p
On the other hand, this pizza outfit looks delicious n__n