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tinyE: So is anyone in the forum not having a shit day? :P Everywhere I go people are pissed. Anyone see a butterfly or have a good bowel movement, or fall in love, maybe catch a gentle breeze?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Beuller?
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CarrionCrow: Not having a shit day here.
Course, I might put on a really bad video game in a bit, but that's my own stupidity.

How's the day going on your end?
What game?
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tinyE: So is anyone in the forum not having a shit day? :P Everywhere I go people are pissed. Anyone see a butterfly or have a good bowel movement, or fall in love, maybe catch a gentle breeze?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Beuller?
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CarrionCrow: Not having a shit day here.
Course, I might put on a really bad video game in a bit, but that's my own stupidity.

How's the day going on your end?
He said SHIT:-)
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CarrionCrow: Not having a shit day here.
Course, I might put on a really bad video game in a bit, but that's my own stupidity.

How's the day going on your end?
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tinyE: What game?
Soulstorm...Fahrenheit...Phantasmagoria 2...was told recently that Two Worlds has some of the worst dialogue ever, so of course that's on the desktop now...

My games folder is like a rancid oyster in spots, and I'm dumb enough to sit here saying, "Ohhhh, I love oysters that smell like a dead prostitute's asshole, let's slurp it down!"

Additional - P.S.A. for the moment - Don't just take two glasses that have liquid in them and assume they're the same thing.
Did that a bit ago, poured what I thought was one bit of cold coffee into a cup with cold coffee already in it, I'm sitting here sucking it down and the thought occurs to me, "Man, this coffee tastes weird for some reason..."
Just had a voice in my brain say, "Hey, moron, you poured flat, lukewarm Pepsi into your cold coffee. That's why it tastes weird. Dumbass."
Post edited January 25, 2015 by CarrionCrow
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tinyE: What game?
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CarrionCrow: Soulstorm...Fahrenheit...Phantasmagoria 2...was told recently that Two Worlds has some of the worst dialogue ever, so of course that's on the desktop now...

My games folder is like a rancid oyster in spots, and I'm dumb enough to sit here saying, "Ohhhh, I love oysters that smell like a dead prostitute's asshole, let's slurp it down!"
Ok,what's the name of the book that you get all these facts from??
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CarrionCrow: Soulstorm...Fahrenheit...Phantasmagoria 2...was told recently that Two Worlds has some of the worst dialogue ever, so of course that's on the desktop now...

My games folder is like a rancid oyster in spots, and I'm dumb enough to sit here saying, "Ohhhh, I love oysters that smell like a dead prostitute's asshole, let's slurp it down!"
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gunsynd: Ok,what's the name of the book that you get all these facts from??
No books here...just me babbling the day anyway about whatever comes to mind.
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gunsynd: Ok,what's the name of the book that you get all these facts from??
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CarrionCrow: No books here...just me babbling the day anyway about whatever comes to mind.
Very strange mind,I love it:-)
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CarrionCrow: No books here...just me babbling the day anyway about whatever comes to mind.
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gunsynd: Very strange mind,I love it:-)
It's got pros and cons.

Pro - Odds are, I won't ever be boring you to tears about things like reality television.
Con - I will scream about stupid, inconsequential things, then do the exact opposite.
Perfect example - I just got through laugh/screaming about Fahrenheit, but I'll still recommend it to people who hate themselves and feel the need to be punished.
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gunsynd: Very strange mind,I love it:-)
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CarrionCrow: It's got pros and cons.

Pro - Odds are, I won't ever be boring you to tears about things like reality television.
Con - I will scream about stupid, inconsequential things, then do the exact opposite.
Perfect example - I just got through laugh/screaming about Fahrenheit, but I'll still recommend it to people who hate themselves and feel the need to be punished.
Yep,strange..
Good mood TinyE asks? hah! My (gorgeous) neighbor lady just asked if I would 'help her' fix her car.
Be damned if when I got there she didn't have it opened up, taken apart, tools ready.
She just wanted me to make sure she put it back together right, and she did.
I am so in love! ;) If it wasn't for her (large) fireman husband and 2 kids....................
:-)
Really though they're great people, love all of 'em. ;)
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CarrionCrow: It's got pros and cons.

Pro - Odds are, I won't ever be boring you to tears about things like reality television.
Con - I will scream about stupid, inconsequential things, then do the exact opposite.
Perfect example - I just got through laugh/screaming about Fahrenheit, but I'll still recommend it to people who hate themselves and feel the need to be punished.
If you like punishment you should try reading My Immortal. This one is so bad it's good. It's generally acknowledged as the worst piece of fan fiction in existence. I read it when I feel down because it always induces some hilarity.
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tinyE: So is anyone in the forum not having a shit day? :P Everywhere I go people are pissed. Anyone see a butterfly or have a good bowel movement, or fall in love, maybe catch a gentle breeze?

Anyone?
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I found a nice Robert Louis Stevenson Hard back book
with a collection of seven novels between the covers,
whilst out foraging (shopping) for food (bulk buying at Costco),
the stories include:

Treasure Island
Prince Otto
Strange case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Kidnapped
The Black Arrow
The Master of Ballantrae
David Balfour

:)
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EndreWhiteMane: Good mood TinyE asks? hah! My (gorgeous) neighbor lady just asked if I would 'help her' fix her car.
Be damned if when I got there she didn't have it opened up, taken apart, tools ready.
She just wanted me to make sure she put it back together right, and she did.
I am so in love! ;) If it wasn't for her (large) fireman husband and 2 kids....................
:-)
Really though they're great people, love all of 'em. ;)
Having good neighbors is a blessing.

There's a very cool guy across the road from me, no annoying tendencies, no stupidity.
Seemingly rare qualities right there.
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CarrionCrow: It's got pros and cons.

Pro - Odds are, I won't ever be boring you to tears about things like reality television.
Con - I will scream about stupid, inconsequential things, then do the exact opposite.
Perfect example - I just got through laugh/screaming about Fahrenheit, but I'll still recommend it to people who hate themselves and feel the need to be punished.
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FearfulSymmetry: If you like punishment you should try reading My Immortal. This one is so bad it's good. It's generally acknowledged as the worst piece of fan fiction in existence. I read it when I feel down because it always induces some hilarity.
Thank you for the link, it's bookmarked. =)

Just did a quick skim and the first thing that came to mind was Idiocracy, only in an accelerated form.
Post edited January 25, 2015 by CarrionCrow
My next door neighbor is currently incarcerated for running a small pot farm.

We're in the middle of nowhere. Who the hell got a bug up his ass and turned him in is beyond me but I'd like to chuck that fucker into the lake, and I don't even smoke anymore.
Post edited January 25, 2015 by tinyE
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tinyE: My next door neighbor is currently incarcerated for running a small pot farm.

We're in the middle of nowhere. Who the hell got a bug up his ass and turned him in is beyond me but I'd like to chuck his ass in the lake, and I don't even smoke anymore.
:-O
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EndreWhiteMane: Good mood TinyE asks? hah! My (gorgeous) neighbor lady just asked if I would 'help her' fix her car.
Be damned if when I got there she didn't have it opened up, taken apart, tools ready.
She just wanted me to make sure she put it back together right, and she did.
I am so in love! ;) If it wasn't for her (large) fireman husband and 2 kids....................
:-)
Really though they're great people, love all of 'em. ;)
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CarrionCrow: Having good neighbors is a blessing.

There's a very cool guy across the road from me, no annoying tendencies, no stupidity.
Seemingly rare qualities right there.
I have a Language Teacher and a Muslim either side of me and they are great neighbours.
Actually the whole street is full of people that will help each other:-)