Posted June 30, 2015
Agent, do you happen to have a television?
Would you please turn it on and tell us what's on the news today?
Mine's broken.
AgentBirdnest: Goodness ô__ô ... but she smiles all the time! Surely someone who smiles that much can't be too violent?
No, I'm not a girl... My sister made me an honorary girl back in '98 though, so I can see why people would get confused ;-)
GreenDamsel: My old dog was made an honorary girl once, too. Neighbor girl kept trying to put a pink bow on mine. He finally got sick of it and ate it.
Would you please turn it on and tell us what's on the news today?
Mine's broken.

No, I'm not a girl... My sister made me an honorary girl back in '98 though, so I can see why people would get confused ;-)

Post edited June 30, 2015 by EndreWhiteMane