Posted June 08, 2015
CarrionCrow: I don't remember the exact age, but I do know that I traumatized my mother by way of mocking her mercilessly regarding her utter inability to jump over the first hole in Super Mario Bros.
penumbren: Haha! My grandmother tried to play SMB with me once. When I laughed at her for running into the first goomba, she never picked it up again. (I tried to explain that it's *required* that no one ever warn you about the first one, but she didn't listen.) CarrionCrow: That's because you're playing the wrong version.
What you need to find is called Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels. It's way easier. =)
penumbren: ..... you are evil. I like that. What you need to find is called Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels. It's way easier. =)