cogadh: 1. You haven't met my cat. Two words: poop factory
2. And in the process, kick it out of the box and onto the floor, just where it can't be seen in the dark on my way to the bathroom at night. Ewwww, squishy!
3. No, they just eat you

EDIT - Full disclosure, my cat is evil incarnate (her name is Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All), so my opinions are colored. She's so evil my dog, a wolf/husky hybrid that outweighs her by almost 90 pounds, is terrified of her.

HereForTheBeer: We're a cat-less household at the moment. Still haven't quite recovered from losing the last one, and that was months ago.

<--- would prefer we remain catless - they freak her out, especially the purring. The other dog doesn't care at all.

Schnuff: Hippos are still the best!!!!

tinyE: It is possible to go with both.

I have a dog and a cat that sleep on top of me every night.

cogadh: No one wants to hear about your love life, tinyE. :p

tinyE: See that's why I never make serious posts! You people won't let me! :P

Let this be a lesson to all the assholes who insist I'm just an inane troll. XD

cogadh: C'mon, when you pitch one right over the plate like that, how can I not take a swing?

tinyE: I'm not mad. XD And besides, I would have done the same thing.