TinyE &dtgreene are my favorite romance pair.... wait, I thought we're performing a necromancy on thread


I cast "cloning" on next user - clone of me!

I turn into a rabbit with a Santa hat and begin to hop around.
I cast carrot on the next user.

I head north to feed the carrot to tinyE's donkeys.

And then cast Forgotten Password.

I can't unlock the magical padlock on my spellbook, so I can cast only Dyslexia on the next user...

Prefcet!



I cast Gender switch on next user

This is blasphemy! An outrage against nature and order! I must redouble my efforts to cancel the hideous and deforming nature of this Nether scourge!

Well, woman or not, my spellthrowing is unparalled and will bring the wrath of cleansing hellfire upon you should the mood move me!

I cast .... Otto's Irresistible Dance! >:(

I resist!

I somehow manage to resist the urge to dance, somehow.

i cast After Infinity on the next user.

Being lazy I interpreted the spell as a reason to take a really really long nap that felt like "infinity".
Now being well rested, I cast the spell "Play Zork 1" onto the next person posting in this thread.

Dang it! I was eaten by a Grue! Good news is that I caused heartburn (something that also afflicts my wife - go figure) and was regurgitated shortly thereafter.

After cleaning off the Grue saliva, I cast the Bard spell Lament of Rickroll

All of the sudden, I feel like posting a link to a video that contains a rickroll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GtbY1XWGlQ

(By the way, this video is a lot more than just the rickroll, and it's worth watching. If you like TASes and TASBot, the user who posted it is definitely worth following.)

I cast Arbitrary Code Execution on the next user.

Error: Undefined reference to Vtable. Process ended with status -37853

But this badly compiled algorithm generated a Black Soul Gem out of nowhere, so I cast Soultrap on the next user.

Its hard to trap what doesnt exist. */me shrugs as spell comes tru and goes to nowhere. Then charges a bit of mana and screams like a japanese girl* Love and peace!
#The next person will fall in love with somebody, previously posted in this thread. Or will try to do so, atleast

The previous Soul Gem spell that passed through you combined with your love spell, and boosted its power immensely. I now find myself falling for about 17 different people!

Hey baby / stud... how YOU doin'? hubba hubba!

To increase my chances of finding love, I cast Beer Goggles.

The goggles fix to my head and keep my eyes moistened with warm beer. It hurts a lot and after 17 hours I die of alcohol poisoning.

Before I go I point at the person below and cry "furious winds"!

That causes me to fart violently ("furiously passing wind" is what the spell does), for hours on end. All the buildings I've entered have to be evacuated due to the noxious fecal gases.

I cast "infinite laughter" on the next user.