why necro a forum game arent there too many already?:O

I don't believe reviving a forum game long dormant falls under necroing. It's not as though the topic has been depleted or the last word said. Anyway, enjoy your rhubarb spell. It will make you very thin and wear a large, silly hat.

I invoke the Winds of Uranus on the next user.

I use the occasion to test my smelling sense. I look around the reactions of the people around me for comparison.

I cast Hydra spell to replicate and spread the effects of the Winds of Uranus to many other people, including the next user.

It's like binge-eating the can of cashews all over again, but apparently contagious. I do my part to not spread the farting epidemic to anyone else and just stay inside to play games all day.

I cast Summon Bigger Fish over the next user!

Spell is cast, and the fish appears on the roof, above me. It then rolls off the roof and falls harmlessly on the ground. (Also, due to being out of water, the fish dies due to lack of oxygen.)

I use Venusian Thrust on the next user.

The goddess Venus herself appears... and thrusts me away.

In desperation, I cast Depth of Pluto on the unfortunate soul who happens to be following me.

I travel much of the Pluto's Underworld and able to find a way out.

Upon coming out of the Underworld, I cast the Waters of Mars spell.
You may think it's a song, but it's actually a spell if you understand magic well enough.
The spell makes you hidden, almost disappear, like the waters of Mars, not completely gone, just harder to find.

(Please don't put unmarked links to sites that autoplay video with audio.)

In order to be noticed, I put on a performance of Mars: The Bringer of War from Holst's Planets. By the time measure 110 is reached, I can *definitely* be noticed. (Measure 110 is right when the middle section ends and the ostinato returns with a vengeance, followed 3 measures later by an angry statement of the main theme, at least in the version my community orchestra is doing.)

Since that piece is in 5/4 (with the middle section in 5/2), I cast Give Five on the next user.

Edit: For anyone who wants to hear what Holst's Mars sounds like, here's a link to the first result on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmk5frp6-3Q

Five of my pennies disappear from my clutch and teleport to random people's wallets or coin-purses around the world.

I cast Hellfire on the next user.

Unfortunately, it seems that hell has already frozen over, so no fire can be found there, so the spell is a dud.

I cast Freezing Hell on the next user.

I now enjoy the view from Eris, with the entire solar system within my field of vision. Except that there is nothing to be seen with the naked eye, except the rather bright star that is the sun.

In order for things to improve; I cast the 'Hasten Time' spell (last employed by dtgreene), that the Sun will reach its red giant stage prematurely.

Except that it seems you misjudged what the spell does, and as a result, the Sun *never* reaches its red giant state.

I fire a few octillion neutrinos at the next user.

By pure chance, one neutrino manages to snag a vital component to my biological alarm clock and now I can never sleep or get sleepy.

I cast Frogify on the next user.

I start to hear myself croak whenever I try to speak. I know I need to find a lonely princess who will kiss me. Luckily, I know where to find one.

I cast Curse of the Werewolf on the next user.

My vision is inflicted with a filter that makes everyone look low-poly and people often t-pose when I maul them.

I cast Yak Attack on the next user.