Neighbor's dog tells man to kill people.

Not an X-Files, really happened.

Can't remember that episode, might have to rewatch a couple seasons. :)

I've heard of that, is that where they try to find the lost ball?

That buttertart fest is just a few Km north of wear I live.

There is also the Maple Syrup Festival in Elmvale, Ontario, usually in May.
That's a fun one :)
Horse drawn wagons and sweet pancakes galore, mostly all very inexpensive, if not free.

Now THAT I would go to!

CHICKEN CHASER! He chases chickens!

best line in a game, ever.

edit: and also, all i can think of is the "butterface" joke

If you live on the border, it's a blast. The drive through TO is a major pain in the ass though, but I guess it's still not as bad as NYC or Seattle traffic. Or Detroit traffic. Wow, Detroit was messed up the last time I went there

I'm pretty sure it was a line in Rocky first.
I live on the border as in Lake Superior. I just checked the map. I could make it but it would take at least a full day's drive, maybe two.

I've never seen the rocky movies. any of them.

they suck

lol good to know i'm not missing out on anything :)

I'd listen to Mr e's critique, he's a movie buff.

I wish we had waffle festivals. I can't think of anything more delicious than a warm waffle, with some vanilla ice cream and maple syrup

Oh.
Yea that's a fair ways. You must get up to Winnipeg a fair bit though. Or The Sue.

I could take the family tug boat through the Sue. That would only take two or so weeks. :P