omg trent is doing a GA! :) huzzah! not in of course.

congrats on two years my friend, peace! <3

Not in, because I already have these, but great giveaway! I definitely appreciate the no-negativity rule too, and I'm glad to see that it's worked so far.

My Joke:

There's a man who works in a pickle factory. One day he comes home from work, and he looks upset. His wife asks "What's wrong?". "well" he says, " this is going to sound weird, but lately, I've been fantasizing about sticking my dick in the pickle slicer at work". "Oh my god" she says, "what are you going to do about it?"

"Nothing. I'm sure it's just a passing fancy. I'll get over it"

A few days later, the man comes home in the middle of the afternoon. His wife says "What are you doing home"? He says, "I did it. I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer."

"Oh my god!! What happened?"

"They fired me."

"No, no, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, they fired her too."

I'm in. +1 for the giveaway!

Here's an otter fist bump :)

Second to cats, I think otters and gentoos are both cool and cute animals :-)

Im in!

edit- i have about 10 gbs worth of funny pics and gifs! will post more tomorrow.

NOT IN

but I can't pass up an opportunity to show everyone my asshole.

Some people can't be accepted as candidates anyway, otherwise they would always win :D

I shall enter! FOR MYSELF (GASP HOW UNFATHOMABLE, SPECIALLY SINCE IT'S BALDUR'S GATE)

The only joke I can pertain is that of my own living, I was about to tell until apparently one of my neighbors got robbed a few minutes ago, what a coincidence, since I was planning on telling a tale of missery and laugh it off, so here, have a cool .gif, but you should also state if the .gif are to be safe for work also, I was tempted to go to 4chan/board/gif to find a couple of kekful gifs of porn just for the sake of being a shit wizzler (But I don't think people would do that....then TinyE should have mercy on us)

In for myself

https://45.media.tumblr.com/626e5c6338c7e8d4b904e4ba65b84e63/tumblr_o2lcjzJg0v1sdss0qo1_250.gif

Not in, just stopped to say a humble "thank you" and post a nice photo i shot during a recent trip around Greece. :)

Some pics\gifs posted in this thread are hilarious XD

Very much agree :-)

Hopefully we get some more!

Thank you for your positive effort. Here is a +1 for it.
Not in.

GIVEAWAY CLOSED

HERE IS THE RANDOM DRAW:

There were 19 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

maestroruffy
gogamess
PhilD
phaolo
RoloTony
Falci
Ingsoc85
Emachine9643
Mr.Caine
GioVio123
Adalon
BranjoHello
Lifthrasil
sanscript
helpo1
JunglePredator
leon30
te_lanus
ValamirCleaver
Timestamp: 2016-04-19 05:42:36 UTC, IP: 65.123.157.67

congrats to maestroruffy, check your chat and have fun!


Also a big thank you to everyone for the awesome jokes (I liked them all), the great pics of animals (I'm a big animal lover), and the positive vibe all around. Have a wonderful week everyone!!

Thank you very much :-)