My neighbor has some sailing boats in his back yard and has a special effect on one of the masts,about 12 feet up the 20 foot mast is a creeping vine and the effort is like '' The Day of the Triffids .''


Other neighbor bad but now good. 4.30am KABANG! BANG BANG! Dog starts barking...WOLF WOLF WOLF...Louder banging..more barking..I rolled over and said Expletive and more expletives...Got dressed and went out the front door and walked across wet lawn to side fence...Two neighbors throwing things on the back of a truck..KABANG!

*HEY*! What the expletive is going on?.....crickets.....Do you know it's 4.30 in the morning and if you don't shut the expletive up,I'll come in there and thump someone......more crickets and two stunned mullets and I went back to bed.
Now,good neighbors:)

At my family's old place we had bad neighbors that KNEW we had issues(mental issues/etc) that caused my mom/dad to argue a lot and we explained to them that we'd try to keep the noise down but they sometimes couldn't help themselves. Well after some time they complained enough that we had to move.

Some people just don't give a damn, sometimes. :\