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General discussionAnnouncing a new game: Stealth Escort Simulator(23 posts)(23 posts)
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Posted October 25, 2021
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Lifthrasil: I thought this was a game about hiring an Escort service without your spouse noticing.
Xdddd
Posted October 26, 2021
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dtgreene: * If any of the guards sees your escortee, the mission is failed, and you are booted out of the game. To try again, it's necessary to restart the game, then load your save and try again.
On multiple occasions you mentioned that you couldn't stand the stealth sequence in Zelda OoT (which is very easy and only kicks you out to the beginning of the course if you fail), that it was poor game design, and yet, you are advertising for a game that allows the above. And on top of that, there is a timer. You got me confused.
Posted October 26, 2021
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dtgreene: * If any of the guards sees your escortee, the mission is failed, and you are booted out of the game. To try again, it's necessary to restart the game, then load your save and try again.
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Cambrey: On multiple occasions you mentioned that you couldn't stand the stealth sequence in Zelda OoT (which is very easy and only kicks you out to the beginning of the course if you fail), that it was poor game design, and yet, you are advertising for a game that allows the above. And on top of that, there is a timer. You got me confused.
Did you notice the date on which I originally posted this? (Mind the off by one error.)

In other words, this hypothetical game was *designed* to be obnoxious and frustrating without being fun, as it was a joke.

Also, note the last paragraph, where I mention a fictional game that, I believe, can't exist. (Notice when I said that game would release?)
Posted October 26, 2021
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dtgreene: ...
You and your sense of humor!
Posted October 26, 2021
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dtgreene: it was a joke.
Wait, so I paid the pre-order for nothing?
Posted October 26, 2021
is this another dtgreene rant topic?
Posted October 26, 2021
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Orkhepaj: is this another dtgreene rant topic?
Is this another Orkhepaj complaint in a dtgreene topic?

In a necro thread. That was also a joke.
Post edited October 26, 2021 by Enebias
Posted October 26, 2021
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Orkhepaj: is this another dtgreene rant topic?
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Enebias: Is this another Orkhepaj complaint in a dtgreene topic?

In a necro thread. That was also a joke.
there is no such thing as necro thread
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