What's that, mother?

The Halloween-themed penumbra giveaway?

No, mother, I haven't forgotten about it.

Yes, mother, I'll get right to posting about it on the forum.

Happy Halloween, esteemed members of the gog forum!

Business at the motel has been a little on the slow side since the mysterious disappearance of those young girls, so I figured I'll liven things up a bit by holding a giveaway. The winner will be awarded a key to cabin 1... err, I mean, the gog version of Penumbra. You'll have to earn that key, though. With your own blood, sweat and tears. Especially the blood...

The rules of the house:

1. If you're in, write something halloweeny. It can be a scary short story, an essay, a poem, anything. We all go a little creative sometimes, so have at those keyboards and write. The scariest/most entertaining/most Bulwer-Lytton-award-worthy piece of literature will be awarded the key.

2. You can enter until noon of November 1st CET. Nothing like wasting Halloween away in front of a monitor in an attempt to get your hands on free stuff.

3. You may use your key in any way you like.

4. Don't be jimYs.

5. Don't bring any dirty girls around. Mother doesn't like them hanging around the motel. We're running a clean business here.

Good luck!

PS: I had a busy day today and I'm typing this on my mobile phone. If you find any misspellings, you're more than welcome to keep them.

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Lol XD

(not in)

Thanks for the generosity. +1
Not in.

Anyone who has never played this you should join this giveaway.
not in.
+1 ofcourse

THIS
Not in because I have them and they are GREAT games.

Perfect with the lights off.

ALSO, love the Bates avatar. :D

great ga, not in

Not in but +1

What if I *am* a dirty girl?

(Not in.)

Hey,hey,hey it's suck up to the OP time:)

Every single post in here says "Not In". :P

Evidently literacy isn't your strongest suit.

I dunno. Wear one of those eye glasses that come with a fake nose and moustache attached to them, I guess.

Just setting the scenario for what will happen to the beggers,crawlers and suckups and shameless.
Besides I don't read all the crap,just look at avatars:)

Not in, but +1 for your generosity) Correct'd. As real girls don't have penises :P

(Sorry, just couldn't resist :P )

Fun giveaway write-up :D Not in. Thank you for your generosity, but no thank you for the invitation to your motel: I've heard the shower stalls are the worst.

101% TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Welp, do I give Tauto the key because he's the only one who didn't explicitly state say he isn't in?