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I really appreciate the help, but I was dastardly enough to actually get off my ass and do some research, here's what I did and what's now working for me:
1) Install Fallout 2
2) Install Killaps patch (Purely for bugfixes)
Link:
http://www.nma-fallout.com/forum/dload.php?action=file&file_id=704 3) Install Fallout 2 High Resolution Patch v2.02
Link:
http://www.nma-fallout.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=42386 4) Open f2_res.ini and paste over the entire [Main] section with:
[MAIN]
;################################################################################################### ###############
;Set the screen resolution here
SCR_WIDTH=640
SCR_HEIGHT=480
;Set the number of colours here
; 8 for 8bit(original)
; 16 for 16bit colour (set only if your not using Sfall with graphics modes 4 or 5)
COLOUR_BITS=16
;Position of the Hi-Res Settings Button in the Main-Menu: valid positions are 1-7.
HI_RES_BUTTON_POS=5
5) Play Fallout 2 (And kiss your social life for the next 2 months or so goodbye - No one will remember your name)