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Ridiculously difficult, and fundamentally flawed as a game, but it's absolutely hilarious with all the head & limb-chopping, and will keep you amused for quite a while. I am in awe of anyone who ever managed to finish this though.
And the low-rent, Sean Connery sound-alike they got to do your character's voice is a fine touch - get your leg hacked off and you'll see what I mean!