Posted May 09, 2010
I have started playing Creatures 1, and the game certainly has some promise.
The problem is my Norns... To put it bluntly, they're deaf as stones and twice as dumb. Their sole purpose in life appears to be wandering around and trying to escape my garden via boat and submarine. And I cannot control the little bastards. At all.
Now, they've all had ample computer time. They all seem to know the rudimentary commands "stop," "run," "come," left," and "right." I glean this from the fact that they mutter these words to themselves as they mindlessly wander around...
And yet, they have never followed a single command from me. Not one. Not "come." Not "run." Not "left." Not "[NAME] come." Nothing; I just cannot seem to get through to these hateful little monsters. In frustration, I have started giving out beatings like candy. This, too, has accomplished nothing at all; they gave me sad looks and then go right on back to being uncontrollable beasts of Hell. I have a sinking feeling that they're just trying to spite me... I wish I could administer more painful beatings...
Anyway, how do I control these brainless wonders? My standards are fairly low; forget getting them to push buttons and flick switches. If I could just get them to move from Point A to Point B, I'd be a happy camper.
The problem is my Norns... To put it bluntly, they're deaf as stones and twice as dumb. Their sole purpose in life appears to be wandering around and trying to escape my garden via boat and submarine. And I cannot control the little bastards. At all.
Now, they've all had ample computer time. They all seem to know the rudimentary commands "stop," "run," "come," left," and "right." I glean this from the fact that they mutter these words to themselves as they mindlessly wander around...
And yet, they have never followed a single command from me. Not one. Not "come." Not "run." Not "left." Not "[NAME] come." Nothing; I just cannot seem to get through to these hateful little monsters. In frustration, I have started giving out beatings like candy. This, too, has accomplished nothing at all; they gave me sad looks and then go right on back to being uncontrollable beasts of Hell. I have a sinking feeling that they're just trying to spite me... I wish I could administer more painful beatings...
Anyway, how do I control these brainless wonders? My standards are fairly low; forget getting them to push buttons and flick switches. If I could just get them to move from Point A to Point B, I'd be a happy camper.
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