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Posted April 20, 2010
I find Caleb's commentaries brilliantly and lovingly performed by Stephan Weyte to be some of the funniest wisecracks in any medium ever. They get me grinning anytime and bring back lots of nice memories not just of the game itself but also of the life's ups and downs back in the time. So here's an idea - whoever is interested let's get nostalgic right now.
Which ones of Caleb's words of wisdom did make you laugh the hardest?
I just have to start with (possible SPOILER ALERT) "Oy, shake it baby!" once he finds certain game character's body hanging from a chain :D
Also, if you mention a line, please try and say what movie or situation it refers to just for the heck of it.
Posted April 20, 2010
*spoiler*
When he runs into the frozen guy with the axe and says "Heere's Johnny!"
*spoiler*
Posted April 20, 2010
When a friend and myself were playing multiplayer over a LAN, we both shot each other with the rocket launcher and both died...the game narator bellows in our ears..".NEEDLESSNESS"
Posted April 20, 2010
** SPOILER ALERT **
Upon entering The Lair of Shial (last level of episode 2) Caleb shouts, 'Hey, She-bitch! Lets go'..... classic Army of Darkness quote.
Listening to Caleb sing when he's idle has its moments as well. :)
Posted April 20, 2010
I'm going to paint the town red.
Posted April 20, 2010
Caleb singing "The GOod Ship Lollypop" if you go too long without moving him always cracked me up.
Posted April 21, 2010
Well the singing is always worth it. After extracting the soundfile I found out he has many many songs in his repertoire. Next funny thing I found there that I never experienced in the game was that the "innocents" obviously fart when scared, which they should always be.
Posted April 21, 2010
My favourites is that one when Caleb is entering the House of Horrors secret level :D
"Over the lips, through the gums, look out tummy, here I come." :D
also this one is good, when standing still:
Strangers in the night, exchanging glances...
LOL
Posted April 22, 2010
Ahhh, fresh victims for the ever-growing army of the undead
and of course *spoiler* when you find the secret room full of mimes and blast them away with your dinamite or something similar: "I hate mimes" *spoiler*
I uploaded some of those to goear, just for laughs with my blood-maniac friends
http://goear.com/listen/2d44974/i-want-jojo-jojo
http://goear.com/listen/603ef53/over-the-lips-through-the-gums...-caleb
http://goear.com/listen/08a1633/i-hate-mimes
http://goear.com/listen/fa3120d/strangers-in-the-night-caleb
Post edited April 22, 2010 by Rouman
Posted April 22, 2010
I like that Caleb seems to be a fan of Frank Sinatra. Here are three quotes I remember over the top of my head.
"Strangers in the night, exchanging glances..."
"There's no business like show business..."
"I did it... my way."
Posted April 22, 2010
Yeah, Caleb certainly seems fond of old Blue Eyes,,,although at the start of the Plasma Pack add on levels, Caleb is singing Dino's most famous song.."Every Body Loves Somebody, Some Time"...
Posted April 24, 2010
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Madbrain: I find Caleb's commentaries brilliantly and lovingly performed by Stephan Weyte to be some of the funniest wisecracks in any medium ever. They get me grinning anytime and bring back lots of nice memories not just of the game itself but also of the life's ups and downs back in the time. So here's an idea - whoever is interested let's get nostalgic right now.
Which ones of Caleb's words of wisdom did make you laugh the hardest?
I just have to start with (possible SPOILER ALERT) "Oy, shake it baby!" once he finds certain game character's body hanging from a chain :D
Also, if you mention a line, please try and say what movie or situation it refers to just for the heck of it.

One of the quotes ,which is the only one that I could remember right now, is when caleb says "its howdy doody time kiddies ...and the baaad man is here" in Blood 2 the chosen. It made me laugh pretty good.
Post edited April 24, 2010 by Kil3r
Posted April 24, 2010
Not a line exactly, but I love all the refereces,many of them in sign titles, to the classics of Horror Literature. They go way beyond the obvious "Evil Dead" and "Shining" bits. My own favorite is their calling the Carnival in Dark Carnival 'The Cooger and Dark Pandomonium Shadow Show" in tribute to Ray Bradbury's classic horror novel "Something Wicked This Way Comes", And even the title of this level "Dark Carnival" is a reference to the title of the first book collection of Bradbury's short stories.
Posted April 27, 2010
How could I have forgotten "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"? That's just hilarious.
Posted April 28, 2010
Hah! The Jojo line has to be my favorite. Also, speaking of the snake room, when he finds Duke Nukem's body swinging from chains and says "Shake it baby." I looool'd
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