Larian is showing their true colours allowing these immoral acts, even if it is fantasy. Swen Vincke has surely sold his soul. Not impressed.

Edit: I'm not going to turn what is a very clever, funny series of posts into some kind of Internet argument. Go read this if you want to better understand sex in the Forgotten Realms.

https://rpg.stackexchange.com/questions/133911/how-common-is-homosexuality-in-the-forgotten-realms

Then maybe this is more your speed:

[url=]https://store.steampowered.com/app/1198970/I_Am_Jesus_Christ/[/url]

wow you get to be God... bet that sells a bunch

You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell
Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell
A troll can be rocky if down you should fall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill
It's amazing how humping a camel will thrill
You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

As the parent of a preschooler, I feel like your rhyming ability would be well-suited to children's books.

Have you given thought to a side hustle?

I haven't bought BG3 yet, so I don't know what everyone is talking about. The scope of the game is too intimidating for me while I am still working through D: OS2 and Pathfinder. I just want to keep this thread alive because it's a fun thread. Too many other threads dealing with technical or purchase issues.

There's a particular video involving Halsin and Astarion in the Panel From Hell Release Showcase that got a bunch of peoples' panties in a twist. Halsin, being a druid, can shape shift into bear shape. Astarion, being Astarion, f*cks anyone who will let him. I'm sure you can see where that leads.

I've linked it for you below. The scene in question is about 5 hours and 32 minutes in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW846h6FyU4

Awesome! Thanks much.

That was amusing. The silent protagonist kind of kills the scene a bit though, not as fun as it might have been.

This is exactly what I like about Larian. They just have so much fun, and it shows in their games.