W/o the personality.

(to the melody of...you know the song)

Astarion? How d'you do?
A man quite like you
Hasn't hung 'round this camp, for ages
You dress very well
With such stories to tell
Your company should be quite...advantageous
A more stylish codpiece
I'm sure I've never seen
Its bulge seems to cast some obsession
Spending time with Lae'zel
And Shadowheart just as well
Never seemed to relieve all my...tension
Let us both taste the night
If you promise No Bite
And the outcome for each shall be better
Adventuring can be hard
But I'll draw down your guard
And it'll be hard for us both altogether