(to the melody of...you know
the song)
Astarion?
How d'you do?
A man
quite like you
Hasn't hung
'round this camp,
for ages
You dress
very well
With such stories
to tell Your company
should be quite...advantageous
A more stylish
codpiece I'm sure I've
never seen
Its bulge
seems to cast some obsession
Spending time with Lae'zel
And Shadowheart
just as well Never seemed to relieve
all my...tension
Let us both taste
the night If you promise
No Bite And the outcome
for each shall be better Adventuring can be hard
But I'll draw down
your guard And it'll be hard
for us both altogether
Post edited November 10, 2023 by jberry3