Posted June 13, 2013
Most excellent President Teddy Roosevelt. You see I was thinking about some of my favorite dictators and oh you know Redbeard is one of them. I also watch the news a little and one of the things that I noticed is that the dictator Kim Jon Un is horribly overweight. How to correct this-
1-Redbeard bellows a barbarian roar and teaches the battle roar to the simple kid.
2-Jon Uno then learns how to shadow step like in game, this will increase his speed and movement rate.
3-Finally, he teaches the stink palm from mall rats to Jon Uno. Why you ask? Because the stink palm he can use on any enemy that makes fat jokes about him.
So that my friend is how you teach a dictator gymnastics. If you have any questions Redbeard will be more than happy to share his secrets so long as you don't resurrect shadow tarkus.
1-Redbeard bellows a barbarian roar and teaches the battle roar to the simple kid.
2-Jon Uno then learns how to shadow step like in game, this will increase his speed and movement rate.
3-Finally, he teaches the stink palm from mall rats to Jon Uno. Why you ask? Because the stink palm he can use on any enemy that makes fat jokes about him.
So that my friend is how you teach a dictator gymnastics. If you have any questions Redbeard will be more than happy to share his secrets so long as you don't resurrect shadow tarkus.
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