redcat22: Or, you have no sense of humor.
https://media.giphy.com/media/BmhyI3ERqHdUk/giphy.gif You probably need the intellect of a prepotent pubescent teenager with roots in the shallows of the gene pool to let that pass as humor.
A humble piece of advice: Next time you should throw in a little hint: "A joke, a joke!!! Hahahaha!" Some posters have such a flat humor that it can easily be mistaken for dementia.
redcat22: Haven't you ever heard of a couple being referred to as an "item".
But we don't have to argue. After learning and accepting the interpretation of "item" that is new to me, maybe we can agree on the following formulation:
redcat and his Geralt - an item with a dysfunctional relationship with women. Not so bad, redcat, what?