Whats your favorite item

The glasses of the professor:

https://youtu.be/BbA6exUv-pY?t=223

Number 2 on my favorite list is the caretaker's spade. I think spade and glasses make an adorable pair:

https://youtu.be/32TVA_raG74

Triss

If you consider Triss an "item", then either you or your Geralt have a dysfunctional relationship with women. Both?

Or, you have no sense of humor.
Haven't you ever heard of a couple being referred to as an "item"?

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You probably need the intellect of a prepotent pubescent teenager with roots in the shallows of the gene pool to let that pass as humor.

A humble piece of advice: Next time you should throw in a little hint: "A joke, a joke!!! Hahahaha!" Some posters have such a flat humor that it can easily be mistaken for dementia. But we don't have to argue. After learning and accepting the interpretation of "item" that is new to me, maybe we can agree on the following formulation:

redcat and his Geralt - an item with a dysfunctional relationship with women.

Not so bad, redcat, what?

Better yet, let's say this- in a battle of wits I'm fighting an unarmed man. You fail to amuse and prove, again, a sense of humor. I'm done with you, so you go ahead and have the last word and make yourself feel important. I won't come back to respond. so go ahead, make yourself feel significant.

Congrats! Good news, sounds promising! But ...

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...don't get weak now!

I don't want to be iron-hearted. You must feel like Prince Anseis after his encounter with Geralt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EEhhBlSgrQ

So you have my deepest sympathy

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- and I assume that the remaining forum participants will feel the same way:

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We have now seen that you belong to this species of poster:

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Fortunately, it looks like you ran into the warning notice…

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...and drew the right conclusions:

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Keep it up!

Apropos “keep”: I will keep you in good memory... and - as per your kind request - come back to it regularly.

@OrifleGOG

Now that was a tiny bit OT; sorry for that. So let's go back to your question.

For reasons of clarification:

No, the item"redcat and his Geralt" is not one of my favorite items. Not really.

Hi adminnnerrr! Welcome! How are you? Make yourself at home!

Btw.: What's your favorite item? If I may ask.

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Does it mean, adminnnerrr, that you have no favorite item? You just wanted to say "hi"?

While adminnerrr is still thinking, I'll continue.

I will now skip a few items in my hit list and come to number 387: The Small Blackjack.

https://youtu.be/6ln5KYvpBxg

No need to worry: Of course I will reveal the items 3 - 386 in due course.

You're the OP of this thread - and at the same time the only one here who hasn't revealed his favorite item yet.***

*** Besides adminnnerrr, but he wanted to say "Hi" only.