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Posted June 25, 2014
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Crosmando: I like how the Witcher series is absolutely unapologetically made for a male audience, and all the women are sexy.
So, unlike practically all the rest of the video games since ever.
Posted June 25, 2014
Obviously this is going to lead to the development of an entirely new game...

Boob Physics Simulator 2015
Posted June 25, 2014
They wiggle, they jiggle, and they make grown men giggle.

Boob physics makes sense if you honestly think about it. If you have a woman with a healthy enough chest, and she's moving around a lot (be it fighting, walking... whatevering), they move. Just watch any real woman who meets the criteria of having a sizable chest, and the real-world boob physics are pretty hard to miss. And with games wanting to seem more and more real in how they depict their characters, adding bounce to breasts is only natural. The problem is, programmers haven't quite gotten the bounce to be realistic in behavior, or amount.

I just hope they don't go all Dead Or Alive on us, and create flapping fun bags that act like they're alive in zero-G every time a female character takes a small breath.
Posted June 25, 2014
the witcher 4 will be a volleyball game then?
i wouldn't complain, i like volleyball ;D
Posted June 25, 2014
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javier0889: the witcher 4 will be a volleyball game then?
i wouldn't complain, i like volleyball ;D
Wrestling would be better.
Posted June 25, 2014
i can't believe you guys are even bothering with sports. i figured trampoline would be mentioned for sure lol
Post edited June 25, 2014 by Crewdroog
Posted June 25, 2014
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javier0889: the witcher 4 will be a volleyball game then?
i wouldn't complain, i like volleyball ;D
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theslitherydeee: Wrestling would be better.
maybe, but a volleyball game would be like an homage to the true visionaries of boob physics http://img.gamefaqs.net/box/1/4/1/18141_front.jpg
Post edited June 25, 2014 by user deleted
Posted June 25, 2014
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Crosmando: I like how the Witcher series is absolutely unapologetically made for a male audience, and all the women are sexy.
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TullyFernado: So, unlike practically all the rest of the video games since ever.
Better than modern Bioware games - which are explicitly made for homosexuals and women.
Posted June 25, 2014
Clearly if this continues, AMD and nVidia are going to have to add a Boob Physics core to their GPUs to keep frame rates up.
:)
Posted June 25, 2014
but women in dragon age are s-
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/2990/fniu4ugbk7.jpg
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Posted June 26, 2014
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TullyFernado: So, unlike practically all the rest of the video games since ever.
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Crosmando: Better than modern Bioware games - which are explicitly made for homosexuals and women.
Ugh, what's wrong with guys like you?

I'm beginning to realize this gaming forum is made up of the usual types, sadly. Day one on the forum and I think I need to quit already.
Post edited June 26, 2014 by TullyFernado
Posted June 26, 2014
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Prydeless: Men have boobs too. Why wouldn't anyone want to see those physics?!
Nah, they'll get the muscle flexing physics instead.
Posted June 26, 2014
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GoodGuyA: We demand dong physics to compensate for this sexism!
Indeed, banana hammocks for all!
Posted June 26, 2014
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skeletonbow: Obviously this is going to lead to the development of an entirely new game...

Boob Physics Simulator 2015
And then the Boob Physics Middleware Developer Simulator 2016.
Posted June 26, 2014
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toxicTom: And then the Boob Physics Middleware Developer Simulator 2016.
Rumour has it that they've got planned an expansion pack to be released 6 months after Boob Physics Simulator 2015 is released, the new ultra original pack is called "Lesbian Zombie Space Vampires Extreme Pack" and takes place on a low-G space platform that has been abandoned for years.
Post edited June 26, 2014 by skeletonbow
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