So, unlike practically all the rest of the video games since ever.

They wiggle, they jiggle, and they make grown men giggle.

Boob physics makes sense if you honestly think about it. If you have a woman with a healthy enough chest, and she's moving around a lot (be it fighting, walking... whatevering), they move. Just watch any real woman who meets the criteria of having a sizable chest, and the real-world boob physics are pretty hard to miss. And with games wanting to seem more and more real in how they depict their characters, adding bounce to breasts is only natural. The problem is, programmers haven't quite gotten the bounce to be realistic in behavior, or amount.

I just hope they don't go all Dead Or Alive on us, and create flapping fun bags that act like they're alive in zero-G every time a female character takes a small breath.

the witcher 4 will be a volleyball game then?
i wouldn't complain, i like volleyball ;D

Wrestling would be better.

i can't believe you guys are even bothering with sports. i figured trampoline would be mentioned for sure lol

maybe, but a volleyball game would be like an homage to the true visionaries of boob physics http://img.gamefaqs.net/box/1/4/1/18141_front.jpg

Better than modern Bioware games - which are explicitly made for homosexuals and women.

Clearly if this continues, AMD and nVidia are going to have to add a Boob Physics core to their GPUs to keep frame rates up.
:)

but women in dragon age are s-
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/2990/fniu4ugbk7.jpg
oh

Ugh, what's wrong with guys like you?

I'm beginning to realize this gaming forum is made up of the usual types, sadly. Day one on the forum and I think I need to quit already.

Nah, they'll get the muscle flexing physics instead.

Indeed, banana hammocks for all!

And then the Boob Physics Middleware Developer Simulator 2016.

Rumour has it that they've got planned an expansion pack to be released 6 months after Boob Physics Simulator 2015 is released, the new ultra original pack is called "Lesbian Zombie Space Vampires Extreme Pack" and takes place on a low-G space platform that has been abandoned for years.