* Dad teaches Tong Liangliang to smoke
* Smoking aims to soothe hernia pain
* Now smokes a packet-a-day
A TWO-YEAR-OLD boy from the city of Tianjin in China is the world's youngest smoker.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25689021-401,00.html

Cigarettes? Hernia? Two years old? WTF ?

lol, took the words right out of my mouth.

cigarettes dont stop pain.
cannabis spliffs might, but not normal ciggies.

Who's the youngest crack addict?

paris hilton's unborn baby?

What has the world come to today...?
Well, I can kind of understand "stopping the pain", but "stopping the pain" and then getting lung cancer isn't exactly a great trade off.

In related news... apparently they've also found the world's worst dad.

me. i mix it with meth and crushed up roofies, too, so i guess i'm sort of a triple threat.
started in the womb.

"The Guinness Book of World Records is unlikely to accept the feat, as it has refused such requests before on the grounds that it "promoted a harmful habit"
They should!

Considering they have things like "The most Jaffa Cakes eaten in a minute", surely that promotes obesity and unhealthy eating practices. Theres no reason they shouldn't have smoking children.
We should start our own book of world records. With Blackjack, and hookers.

We'd never get anywhere because the ones responsible for the record keeping would be busy...with the Blackjack and the hookers......

Woah now, we need to get this back on topic. I think you mean smoking blackjack playing hookers. I'm going to avoid the topic of age though, especially with the mention of hookers

But.. that would be us! No problem there then :D