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Posted July 01, 2009
* Dad teaches Tong Liangliang to smoke
* Smoking aims to soothe hernia pain
* Now smokes a packet-a-day
A TWO-YEAR-OLD boy from the city of Tianjin in China is the world's youngest smoker.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25689021-401,00.html
Posted July 01, 2009
Cigarettes? Hernia? Two years old? WTF ?
Posted July 01, 2009
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ElPixelIlustre: Cigarettes? Hernia? Two years old? WTF ?

lol, took the words right out of my mouth.
Posted July 01, 2009
cigarettes dont stop pain.
cannabis spliffs might, but not normal ciggies.
Posted July 01, 2009
Who's the youngest crack addict?
Posted July 01, 2009
paris hilton's unborn baby?
Posted July 01, 2009
What has the world come to today...?
Well, I can kind of understand "stopping the pain", but "stopping the pain" and then getting lung cancer isn't exactly a great trade off.
Posted July 01, 2009
In related news... apparently they've also found the world's worst dad.
Posted July 01, 2009
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michaelleung: Who's the youngest crack addict?

me. i mix it with meth and crushed up roofies, too, so i guess i'm sort of a triple threat.
started in the womb.
Posted July 01, 2009
"The Guinness Book of World Records is unlikely to accept the feat, as it has refused such requests before on the grounds that it "promoted a harmful habit"
They should!
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Posted July 01, 2009
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nicolaierdk: "The Guinness Book of World Records is unlikely to accept the feat, as it has refused such requests before on the grounds that it "promoted a harmful habit"
They should!

Considering they have things like "The most Jaffa Cakes eaten in a minute", surely that promotes obesity and unhealthy eating practices. Theres no reason they shouldn't have smoking children.
We should start our own book of world records. With Blackjack, and hookers.
Posted July 01, 2009
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nicolaierdk: "The Guinness Book of World Records is unlikely to accept the feat, as it has refused such requests before on the grounds that it "promoted a harmful habit"
They should!
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Andy_Panthro: Considering they have things like "The most Jaffa Cakes eaten in a minute", surely that promotes obesity and unhealthy eating practices. Theres no reason they shouldn't have smoking children.
We should start our own book of world records. With Blackjack, and hookers.

We'd never get anywhere because the ones responsible for the record keeping would be busy...with the Blackjack and the hookers......
Posted July 01, 2009
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Andy_Panthro: We should start our own book of world records. With Blackjack, and hookers.
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JudasIscariot: We'd never get anywhere because the ones responsible for the record keeping would be busy...with the Blackjack and the hookers......

Do you have to spoil all of my ideas...
Can we not just go for some blackjack and hookers anyway?
Posted July 01, 2009
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JudasIscariot: We'd never get anywhere because the ones responsible for the record keeping would be busy...with the Blackjack and the hookers......
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Andy_Panthro: Do you have to spoil all of my ideas...
Can we not just go for some blackjack and hookers anyway?

Woah now, we need to get this back on topic. I think you mean smoking blackjack playing hookers. I'm going to avoid the topic of age though, especially with the mention of hookers
Posted July 02, 2009
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Andy_Panthro: Considering they have things like "The most Jaffa Cakes eaten in a minute", surely that promotes obesity and unhealthy eating practices. Theres no reason they shouldn't have smoking children.
We should start our own book of world records. With Blackjack, and hookers.
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JudasIscariot: We'd never get anywhere because the ones responsible for the record keeping would be busy...with the Blackjack and the hookers......

But.. that would be us! No problem there then :D
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