I did a poo this morning and it's just sitting in the bottom of the toilet, I've flushed the toilet about 10 times, the poo just won't move. Gloves or no gloves I'm not putting my hands in the water, so how can I get rid of it?

How big is it really ? Have you considered checking the current world record ?

Can't tell because half of it is trying to hide, but it didn't feel big when it came out.

Get a stick and beat the shit out of it!

If anyone sees it's going to be THE PHANTOM SHIT because I'm not saying it's me.

Shit happens

Last time i solved this with warm/hot water combined with dishwashing machines powder-capsule-thingie whatever you call them.

You just need to chop it into many pieces somehow.

EDIT: Also, if it's really large, take a photo first to always remember the shit.

Why not? It would most probably solve the problem.

Good song, most of the times I have to think of the following song on the toilet though. It also usually fits the mood of the situation. :-)
http://marilynmanson.com/video/this-is-the-new-shit/

On topic, don't you have a toilet brush?

Dump a thousand gallons of water down the bowl in one go.

Dump a bucket of water onto it quickly

Really...

This is verging on a new low.

IT'S A SINKER!

Ain't it a Stinker?