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Posted June 12, 2014
I did a poo this morning and it's just sitting in the bottom of the toilet, I've flushed the toilet about 10 times, the poo just won't move. Gloves or no gloves I'm not putting my hands in the water, so how can I get rid of it?
Posted June 12, 2014
How big is it really ? Have you considered checking the current world record ?
Posted June 12, 2014
First things first, know your enemy!

Then listen to the following:
Song
Post edited June 12, 2014 by tinyE
Posted June 12, 2014
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Licurg: How big is it really ? Have you considered checking the current world record ?
Can't tell because half of it is trying to hide, but it didn't feel big when it came out.
Posted June 12, 2014
Get a stick and beat the shit out of it!
Posted June 12, 2014
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tinyE: First things first, know your enemy!

Then listen to the following:
Song
If anyone sees it's going to be THE PHANTOM SHIT because I'm not saying it's me.
Posted June 12, 2014
Shit happens

Last time i solved this with warm/hot water combined with dishwashing machines powder-capsule-thingie whatever you call them.
Posted June 12, 2014
You just need to chop it into many pieces somehow.

EDIT: Also, if it's really large, take a photo first to always remember the shit.
Post edited June 12, 2014 by Artoemius
Posted June 12, 2014
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SpaceManThe: Gloves or no gloves I'm not putting my hands in the water
Why not? It would most probably solve the problem.
Posted June 12, 2014
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tinyE: First things first, know your enemy!

Then listen to the following:
Song
Good song, most of the times I have to think of the following song on the toilet though. It also usually fits the mood of the situation. :-)
http://marilynmanson.com/video/this-is-the-new-shit/

On topic, don't you have a toilet brush?
Post edited June 12, 2014 by Quasebarth
Posted June 12, 2014
Dump a thousand gallons of water down the bowl in one go.
Posted June 12, 2014
Dump a bucket of water onto it quickly
Posted June 12, 2014
Really...

This is verging on a new low.
Posted June 12, 2014
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SpaceManThe: it's just sitting in the bottom of the toilet
IT'S A SINKER!
Posted June 12, 2014
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SpaceManThe: it's just sitting in the bottom of the toilet
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jamyskis: IT'S A SINKER!
Ain't it a Stinker?
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