Posted May 13, 2012
How can you guys post about the humor in the early versions without mentioning the guys taking a piss outside in version 2??? My god I lollered when I saw that the first time. And they would piss for like 10 minutes!!!
The funniest thing was just an accident, but I laughed so hard tears rolled. In my first playthrough of 2 I was a merc. And to be a merc, you had to..... prove yourself. By beating others in fights.
So, when I get back into the penal colony area, another guy picks a fight with me. And I beat him. And I take all his stuff when he's down. But it turns out after you whip his ass he wants to join you and help you. So, I took him on. The first fight was against those T-Rex looking things, what were they??? Anyway, they were tough.
And this dude runs up to a whole mess of 'em, with no sword or anything cause I took it, and he's just punching 'em and they're tearing his ass up and he's OWING and moaning and somehow he survives. Then he does it again, and after the second time he comes up to me and says "I think I'm gonna need more money to keep doing this."
OMFG!!!! I laughed so friggin' hard I couldn't play for five minutes!!!!!! Still the funniest encounter I think I've ever had in a game. Yeah, I guess you do need more money, you damn idiot.
God that was funny.
The funniest thing was just an accident, but I laughed so hard tears rolled. In my first playthrough of 2 I was a merc. And to be a merc, you had to..... prove yourself. By beating others in fights.
So, when I get back into the penal colony area, another guy picks a fight with me. And I beat him. And I take all his stuff when he's down. But it turns out after you whip his ass he wants to join you and help you. So, I took him on. The first fight was against those T-Rex looking things, what were they??? Anyway, they were tough.
And this dude runs up to a whole mess of 'em, with no sword or anything cause I took it, and he's just punching 'em and they're tearing his ass up and he's OWING and moaning and somehow he survives. Then he does it again, and after the second time he comes up to me and says "I think I'm gonna need more money to keep doing this."
OMFG!!!! I laughed so friggin' hard I couldn't play for five minutes!!!!!! Still the funniest encounter I think I've ever had in a game. Yeah, I guess you do need more money, you damn idiot.
God that was funny.
Post edited May 13, 2012 by OldFatGuy