Here in belgium
- roads are breaking up due to ice damage
- they're out of salt to put on the roads (and alternatives aren't being considered). the only places they remove the snow is in the neighborhood of schools
- there were at least 30 (!) accidents last night due to the state of the roads
- it's going to keep snowing for at least one more week

Whoa, that sounds rough man. Here we only got a few inches of snow but our temperatures are averaging about 0 degrees Fahrenheit and it's just cold. Schools around here refuse to close when this area is full of people who don't have 4-wheel drive and it causes a few wrecks a month, blame it on the schools. But running out of salt? Have you suggested them trying cinders to your city?

To be fair, it is not exactly football season in Norway either.

It may not be Football Season in Norway but it is in Minnesota. Back in the days of Bud Grant = outdoor stadium, no heaters on the field, and great home field advantage.

As a bit of comic relief amidst all this gloominess from the weather, here's a brief overview of how different nationalities handle different temperatures:
+ 20°C Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
+ 15°C Jamaicans put on heating (of course, if they have one).
+ 10°C Americans begin to tremble. Russians soot cucumbers in their gardens.
+ 5 °C You can see your breath. Italian cars do not ignite. Norwegians go to the lake to bathe.
0°C Water freezes in America. In Russia, the water thickens.
- 5°C French cars do not ignite.
- 15°C Cat insists that it will sleep with you in bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
- 17.9°C Oslo homeowners put on heating. The Russians go to datchas last time in the season.
- 20°C American cars do not ignite.
- 25°C German cars do not ignite. Jamaicans perished.
- 30°C Authorities start discussion what should they do for homeless. Cat sleeping in your pajamas
- 35°C Too cold to think. Japanese cars do not ignite.
- 40°C You start planning two week hot bath. Swedish cars do not ignite.
- 42°C Transportation stops functioning in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street.
- 45°C Greeks have perished. Authorities actually start doing something for the homeless.
- 50°C Eyelids freeze during blinking. Alaskans close windows during bathing.
- 60°C White bears moved to the south.
- 70°C Hell freezes over
- 73°C Finnish special forces evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians put on fur hats.
- 80°C Russians keep on their gloves, even while pouring vodka.
- 114° C Ethyl alcohol freezes, Russians are pissed off.

+1 for awesomeness, but there is one small oversight.
America (and Russia for that matter) is a big country, the climate and people's reactions to it vary wildly.
For example, my car ignited at -30! It complained quite a bit, but it got me home.

D:

Hey, it's comedy. You can't expect it to be scientifically accurate. Also, in all fairness, I didn't actually write it, it was emailed around the office a few days ago.

hehe. the joke is as old as the internet and maybe even older :D
it is quite true (in a way) Aussies are freezing when temperature drop to +15 degrees (Celsius)
i wear t-shirt and shorts and i am warm.

Buzzkill!

LMAO.... almost wet my pants reading that ^_ ^ In America we electric car blankets to help start our cars... i don't own one but i saw my neighbor drape this big green thing over his engine... the things we do eh?

don't worry, it'll be great, I promise

Best apocalypse ever?

Apocalypse Now!
wait...that's not a disatapron filum....