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TwoHandedSword: I'm confused. Aren't humans primates too?
Yeah but I meant monkeys, chimps and gorillas have conquered the world.
Post edited December 20, 2013 by monkeydelarge
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tinyE: Sure I'd love to try it....see what everyone is talking about.

Oh and I'm throwing this pretty picture here as a gift to all. Whenever I see a reference to Planet of the Apes I can think only of the one true Ape/Mankind movie. :D
Would you mind throwing a NSFW tag on that? I'm glad nobody was looking over my shoulder.

Mild edit: I know it's not nudity or anything, but it's still not something you'd want as a desktop wallpaper at work, you know?
Post edited December 20, 2013 by Tallima
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Thespian*: Congrats, Amantine, and thanks for your generosity, monkeydelarge!

(indeed, primates conquered Earth. They're called Humans...) ;)
True but I meant monkeys, chimps and gorillas have conquered the Earth. :)
Post edited December 20, 2013 by monkeydelarge
Go back in time, unbuy Alpha Centauri, enter thread,... eh what am I talking about, great game, not in but +1.
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IAmSinistar: From the perspective of biological success, diversity, and time on Earth, it's actually the insects' world. We're just passing through. :)
The second insects become as big as humans, we are f*cked... Do you know some insects can read minds?
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monkeydelarge: The second insects become as big as humans, we are f*cked... Do you know some insects can read minds?
Yes indeed. And I suspect that some spiders feed directly on your dreams. At least, they look like they would.
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monkeydelarge: The second insects become as big as humans, we are f*cked... Do you know some insects can read minds?
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IAmSinistar: Yes indeed. And I suspect that some spiders feed directly on your dreams. At least, they look like they would.
I noticed this while trying to kill an insect that invaded my apartment. Every time I looked at it with thoughts of killing it, it would run around. Every time I looked at it with happy thoughts, it stayed still. Later, while trying to kill a spider, the same thing. Later when trying to kill another spider, same thing except this spider moved like lightning.
Post edited December 20, 2013 by monkeydelarge
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Thespian*: Though if we follow that criteria, it's actually the bacteria's world. ;)
Even more disturbing, WE are the bacteria's world. The human body contains many more bacteria cells than human cells. They also account for around 5 pounds of your adult body mass.
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Thespian*: Though if we follow that criteria, it's actually the bacteria's world. ;)
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IAmSinistar: Even more disturbing, WE are the bacteria's world. The human body contains many more bacteria cells than human cells. They also account for around 5 pounds of your adult body mass.
Each one of us is a world for many living things...
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monkeydelarge: True but I meant monkeys, chimps and gorillas have conquered the Earth. :)
I do know, but I couldn't help myself. ;)

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monkeydelarge: The second insects become as big as humans, we are f*cked...
That's unlikely. There's a physics law (The Square-Cube Law) which precludes it. ;)

Gonna quote the relevant paragraph, for those of you with TL;DR syndrome:

"If the leg becomes ten times thicker, its cross-sectional area becomes something like 100 times larger. At the same time though, its weight becomes something like 1,000 times greater. If you keep doing this, at some point, long before the ant is large enough to take over even a small town, much less the world, it will collapse under its own weight"

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IAmSinistar: Even more disturbing, WE are the bacteria's world. The human body contains many more bacteria cells than human cells. They also account for around 5 pounds of your adult body mass.
Indeed, we've got a symbiotic relation with many kind of bacteria. Without some of them working in our insides, Mankind would become extinct in no time.
Post edited December 20, 2013 by Thespian*
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tinyE: Sure I'd love to try it....see what everyone is talking about.

Oh and I'm throwing this pretty picture here as a gift to all. Whenever I see a reference to Planet of the Apes I can think only of the one true Ape/Mankind movie. :D
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Tallima: Would you mind throwing a NSFW tag on that? I'm glad nobody was looking over my shoulder.

Mild edit: I know it's not nudity or anything, but it's still not something you'd want as a desktop wallpaper at work, you know?
OOOOPS! Sorry about that. :O

Hope I didn't get anyone in trouble.
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monkeydelarge: True but I meant monkeys, chimps and gorillas have conquered the Earth. :)
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Thespian*: I do know, but I couldn't help myself. ;)

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monkeydelarge: The second insects become as big as humans, we are f*cked...
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Thespian*: That's unlikely. There's a physics law (The Square-Cube Law) which precludes it. ;)

Gonna quote the relevant paragraph, for those of you with TL;DR syndrome:

"If the leg becomes ten times thicker, its cross-sectional area becomes something like 100 times larger. At the same time though, its weight becomes something like 1,000 times greater. If you keep doing this, at some point, long before the ant is large enough to take over even a small town, much less the world, it will collapse under its own weight"

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IAmSinistar: Even more disturbing, WE are the bacteria's world. The human body contains many more bacteria cells than human cells. They also account for around 5 pounds of your adult body mass.
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Thespian*: Indeed, we've got a symbiotic relation with many kind of bacteria. Without some of them working in our insides, Mankind would become extinct in no time.
So in the future, when we can travel through space, it would be very foolish to land on low gravity planets with life?
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monkeydelarge: So in the future, when we can travel through space, it would be very foolish to land on low gravity planets with life?
For fear of huge insects, I guess?

Our skeletal structure and muscles are used to our gravity, so probably we would be able to dismember any insect developed in a low gravity planet with our bare hands. ;)
Post edited December 20, 2013 by Thespian*
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monkeydelarge: So in the future, when we can travel through space, it would be very foolish to land on low gravity planets with life?
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Thespian*: For fear of huge insects, I guess?

Please note that our skeletal structure and muscles are used to our gravity, so probably we would be able to dismember any insect developed in a low gravity planet with our bare hands. ;)
Makes sense. But those giant insects on low gravity planets can make up for their weakness with powerful poisons... How about that, Mr. Spock!
Post edited December 20, 2013 by monkeydelarge
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monkeydelarge: Makes sense. But those giant insects on low gravity planets can make up for their weakness with powerful poisons... How about that, Mr. Spock!
Well, an insect doesn't need to be huge to be venomous. Indeed, the smaller subespecies of an order are often the most poisonous of all (think of the Mohave rattlesnake versus its big relative, the anaconda).

Evolution tends to focus on one leading edge. Huge insects probably would rely on its size and strenght to kill other animals, to also have lethal venom would be redundant (again, the anaconda example). ;)
Post edited December 20, 2013 by Thespian*