Okay... I'll bite. Here are my 9 facts/one lie...

1. My favorite color is Sky Blue TRUE
2. I hold a purple belt in Jiu Jitsu FALSE
3. I am a professional wrestler TRUE
4. My favorite food is tacos TRUE
5. I am a huge fan of Osiris Shoes TRUE
6. I skateboard TRUE
7. I have been the lead singer of a Thrash metal band TRUE
8. I love japanese animation
9. My all time favorite Superhero is Union TRUE
10. I am a massive fan of the Namco Tales series TRUE

Lie.

Mormons don't have pastors, they call them Bishops or Branch President. If you lived with them I would suspect you'd have heard someone call the guy by his title (as they have a preference for using someone's title and surname over their first name).
Lie, and if it's not I'm preparing to be impressed by the awesome explanation you will be providing:)

That is actually 100% true. It was something that I had always wanted to do since I was a kid, so I contacted a wrestler by the name of Bobby Blaze who happens to live in my area (like literally 10 miles away) & got him to train me (for $300 might I add... which is actually rather cheap). Keep in mind, I never once stated that I work for a major promotion. I do independant shows in my area... hopefully I will make it to the big time some day, but I have no delusions of such.

*EDIT* I accidentally deleted his name somehow...

Yep, that's right! And now for a few explanations...

1. I have triplet daughters. - I've posted pics of them on here

2. I have several tattoos. - I've spent probably 12-14 hours total under the buzzing needle, and every tattoo means something specific to me

3. Rather than have a bachelor party, I spent the weekend before my marriage at a wrestling fanfest. - I very rarely drink & see no point in watching strippers, but there was a legends fanfest (wrestling stars of the 60's-90's) the weekend before so I figured why not?!

4. Disco music is a guilty pleasure of mine. - I just listen to it, I don't actually dance to it!

5. My step-father worked with Jon Bon Jovi's father. - AT&T up in northern New Jersey!

6. I've never been outside of North America. - *LIE* My father was in the army, so as a baby I lived in West Germany for about 6 weeks.

7. Boston Terriers have been in my family longer than I have. - Wonderful pets, full of energy, smart, protective, and great with kids! I believe the first one in my family came along 20 years before I did!

8. I've been on a reality tv show. - Make Room For Multiples, Season 1 Episode 13! The Barton Triplets!

9. I survived a stroke. - My blood pressure was always borderline & dummy me never took it seriously until I woke up one morning with my right eye completely out of focus. I'd had a stroke from high blood pressure. Luckily, it was in my eye & not in my brain. And luckily, I recovered with nothing more than a small blind spot...I was warned I could've lost not just my eyesight, but the eye itself. If anyone ever learns just ONE thing from me, its this...do not take your blood pressure lightly! If the arteriole had burst in my brain instead of my eye, it might've killed me. (btw, I'm really surprised no one picked this one as my lie)

10. I'm an only child. - My mother miscarried twice after me, but that was it.

But you said "professional" which means not amateur in your backyard and that you make some kind of (probably not very much) cash. This is fucking awesome. Are you willing to share your website or something? I never liked watching pro-wrestling for some reason, but this is beyond awesome.
I think you've mentioned it here at one time, at least that's why I didn't pick it.

Yeah, I quit taking quite a few things lightly once I learned they could freaking kill me, sleep apnea being a big one. Did you know that doesn't just cause you to act like an asshole but can cause heart failure? That stuff is always covered by insurance, go to the damned doctor!

Well amateur is typically considered to be like high school style wrestling. As for a website... I don't have one *I'm not that famous y'know =)*. You may be able to find some of my matches on youtube. I know TCW had a match I had with Bobby on there page for a while... I don't know if it is still up or not (be forewarned... it wasn't very good as it was like my 3rd or 4th match). Just do a quick search of "The Malevolent Martyr" Robert Titus on Youtube & see if anything comes up. If not, the next match I have, I will make sure gets recorded & posted to Youtube =)

Paywise... you are right.... its not very good. I'm lucky to make $25 a show. I do it more for the love of wrestling than the money though (at least at this point in my life).

This is lie.

You caught me. I do train in Jiu Jitsu & have since I was a kid (I got bullied alot... that took care of that problem) but am not quite to that level.

(I will admit however that I did say in the past that I was a purple belt just to fuck with somebody who was being a troll on here in the past... that is the one time that I have fabricated something on here to mess with somebody). In truth I am one step below (a blue belt) & am going for my purple belt at the moment.

10. I love Walker Texas Ranger.
9. I have one wall of my room dedicated to Tool.
8. I was hit by a truck and dragged 300 yards at age 8.
7. I'm afraid of fire.
6. I actually asked my parents to discuss sex with me when I was 7.
5. I hate World of Warcraft.
4. Most of my friends are women since they are easier to communicate with to me.
3. When I was 12, I managed to set the field by our old apartment complex on fire.
2. The last time I was in a fight i walked away unscathed while the other guy had to be sent to the hospital for a week of recuperation.
1. I like chocolate milk.

There is just... no... way... ah my head!

That is the lie.

I call Bullshit.... unless you secretly know a form of martial arts or the other guy was a massive pussy. I'm not even sure I could do that with the training I have in Jiu Jitsu (granted I'm not all that great either... but nevertheless)...

*Edit*
Nevermind... ninja'd

I have a lean frame, I'm fast, and the guy was a hulking tower of flesh. Had no problems. Plus, me and some other guys in the JROTC program fight for fun after school in the back room.

10. I danced with a now world famous athlete (FEMALE, before you get to the false assumption stage) in high school.
9. I only have 60% of normal eyesight on one eye.
8. I have a love-hate relationship with gaming.
7. I eat eggs every day.
6. I've trained at the top level of football (soccer) in Norway.
5. I have a pitch black cat.
4. I own less than 150 games on GoG.
3. I have stripped to underwear in a public bar several times.
2. I own over 50 documentary series on DVD.
1. I had a gym teacher in primary school who was later convicted for paedophilia / child pornography.