I used to do Arnis de Mano, it takes very little effort to break an arm, elbow, or wrist. Also, if you manage to put someone on the ground you can put a boot in their throat or mash one side of their ribcage in in about 3-5 seconds.

I can totally see someone end up committed to the hospital after a fight, especially if they think there might be internal bleeding.

The lesson is, someone unexpected can kick your ass. Don't pick/fight fights that don't need to be picked/fought. The most dangerous person I ever met looked like all he ever did was read books.

Oh... I realize that. It is just a matter of getting said person into a position of dominance. I believe him... don't get me wrong. If he says its true, then I believe it is true (I'm surprised nobody is second guessing the fact that I wrestle and know some martial arts... its refreshing actually). I was just taking my guess =)
Tower of flesh as in a fat ass or a muscle freak?

A little of both. He was beefy, had muscles, but he was slow. SLOW.....missed more often than usual.

Been there done that... A big jock by the name of Ron. He thought he was a bad ass & decided to fuck with me not knowing that I knew Jiu Jitsu. He went to take me down & I dodged then locked in a Kimura (not even a good one) & made him tap out in front of basically the whole school. The look on everybodies faces after that "fight" made my year...

Like I said... I believe that you could do it. Never underestimate anybody as they can surprise you.

Please be number 3 that's the lie...

That sad part is that I actually believe that this is true

This is true, you know it is:)
Since I've seen worse, I believe it too.

This one seems interesting, ok I'll play along.

Roberttitus: For some reason I want to pick 4, a few key words next to your avatar might be an attempt to throw us off :D but NOOO, I'll guess 9. EDIT: ok, I started this post over an hour ago, but had to take the dog out before i finished this and you posted your True/false responses sometime during then :(

anyhoos, heres 10 funfacts of meeee

1: I really do love tacos
2: I secretly believe Bea Arthur really isnt dead, somebody is hiding her from me
3: That-movie-that-shall-not-be-named sucks except for the Ryan Reynolds bit, that character was just TOO AWESO...
... OH WAIT!! wrong me XD

OK serious stuff now -
1: I was held back a year from starting school because of "Communication Problems", I was also thrown out early for pretty much the same reason.
2: When I was really young, I used to sit on the OUTSIDE window ledge on the 23rd floor of the building we lived in and waved to people in the opposite building because I confused their "get back inside" hand gestures for a hello wave. TRUE
3: I never danced in my life, but as a joke, I have danced to "I don't want to dance" by Eddy Grant when I was younger.
4: In primary school I dressed as a chicken for a school play and my sexy gray y-fronts with white trim was clearly visible through the costume.
5: I drew an amazingly accurate picture of the terminator (arnie) when I was about 4
6: One day I got mad during a sports class in school at some of my class mates and beat up about 16 people all by myself. TRUE
7: I've frequently casually walked straight across very busy roads narrowly getting knocked over when I was younger.
8: Despite my choice of Avatar, The Crimson Comedian isn't even in my top 5 choices of favourite superheroes/villians. EDIT: I guess i should clarify this a little more, this doesn't just mean comicbook characters, I mean ANY superhero-ish type character from everything - tv shows, movies, games, of all time.
9: I like doing game development and modding as a hobby using nearly anything from the RPG Maker to the Unreal Engine, I'm currently working simultaneously on 9 different projects :D Including anything thats small and purely for personal use to things that are bigger and will eventually be available to download
10: I once had my trousers pulled down in the middle of the school grounds one day, unfortunately I had no underwear on that day, I did get a little bit more popular with the girls in the school though :D

You own more than this.

Offtopic, I counted my GOGs the other day and was somewhat surprised...

Actually this one is true, I just forgot he was called a bishop. Will fix.

Keep in mind when I lived with them it was over 10 years ago, and I haven't had any contact with members of that church since.

Damn, I thought I had you!:)

Okay, I'll give this one a go:

1. I am a published poet - TRUE
2. I own over 300 PC games - TRUE
3. I am an FA registered football (soccer) player - TRUE
4. I have been a victim of domestic violence - TRUE
5. I have a criminal record - FALSE
6. I have Brandon Lee's autograph - TRUE
7. I don't eat cake - TRUE
8. I have flown an airplane without a pilot's licence - TRUE (and wasn't caught)
9. I collect swords - TRUE
10. I am a student - TRUE (I'm currently studying for my OCR Bookkeeping Level 2 Qualification - I've already taken and passed all the exams for Level 1)

10. I am a student.

Never seen you mention anything about it and you've given a reasonable amout of what you do away on the forums so thats my guess.

If im wrong then good on you, its good to learn new stuff and strive for self improvement.


Edit: 8. I have flown an airplane without a pilot's licence.
Id like to point out that unless you took lessons or did it with the likes of the ATC, that is a criminal offence and thus 5 should be true.