I believe that DRM has a place in the world, especially in the gaming world. In fact, my favourite DRM scheme is Ubisoft's "always-on" where a constant Internet connection to their services is needed. Also, Dr. M is my idol.

P.S. I threw up after posting this

Well here we go :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUITn7I9-f0 this is my theme song (play it as you will read through my post)

What can I say about myself? While watching Frosty the snowman, I cheered the sun to win, everytime I watch some fairy tale I pray for evil guys to win, even though I sadly know it wont happen.

Once a guy asked me for relaxing game to play, I told him about interesting game he can perfectly relax in...I loaded him my save game of Amnesia in water part. In Minecraft I was helping one buddy of mine to help him build pyramid BUT I put roughly about 200 TNT in the walls...he never saw the explosion coming. What else...everytime I play game with even SLIGHTEST chance of doing something evil I go for it.

Now for something from RL. Well...okay I lied (see, I am being evil). One more thing from virtual world, I deleted .exe register on my brother PC and he didnt understand what was happening, so he had to call support...shame he is 2 years older so he took his revenge in physical form on me later. Now really something from real life. When one of my buddies in school left his bag unattended I took out his water bottle and near throat of the bottle I made little holes so when he was thirsty, he spilled part of his drink on himself.

That is all from me I guess...I seriously hope I will win since I never played Dungeon Keeper before and never won GoG contest either :)

EDIT: Ric1987 gave me Dungeon Keeper and for that I am eternally grateful, but to keep this story short, I withdraw my entry, my post here is from now on just for laughs

El_Caz After finally reading your chicken thing. Yea thats horrible. Would you have done the same thing if it was a kitten or a puppy? No didnt think so. As for leaving it on the road to die alone, also not the way to go. You call Animal control, They will do what is needed to help or "dispose" of it, but they would hurry as they dont want to see the suffering of animals either.

Personally, you should edit that part out of your post, cause really all it does is tell people what kinda person you are. Sorry.

When I was 8 or so, I shot the kid next door in his eye with a little plastic pellet gun. Gods but he was an annoying little shit.

99p toy from the newsagents. The pellets were bright orange plastic in the shape of bullets, maybe 8or 9mm length, 4mm diameter.

The gun was quite powerful. Some sort of spring mechanism. Didn't blind him, but he had a very nice bruise later.

Let's See.....

kicked a dead seagull on the beach at someone.

pushed a cat off of my fence into my garden, with my barking dog.

put curry powder in my bosses tea, tbf though my step-dad (his boss) told me too.

I laughed when Aeris Died.

After the Virginia Tech incident I spent the day singing 'I don't like Mondays'

I poured salt on a baby slug, I then found a larger slug, held the salt in my hand and said to it 'hello mr.slug, it appears you have found yourself crawling in my domain, and I am aware you are acquainted with a certain mr. lungworm, unfortunately, that is a potential threat to my new puppy, now you shall die, but don't worry I already killed your baby. then I watched as it fizzled away.

So I can be pretty evil.

EDIT: oh yeah I forgot the time I was around my mates house, we watched REC, then I went to the toilet, and two of my friends were on the landing pointing to the loft hatch, I snuck up on them. it was great.

I once met desperate looking kid, no more than 10 years old, who needed some change for a phone booth. I gave him the money, but he had to give me his Kelly Family sweatshirt. That's double evil!

Is there an Animal control service like that in Panama?

I don't think someone who doesn't have the heart to kick it to death is necessarily a bad person.

Kick it to death? Don't you wring a bird's neck in Finland?

Yeah, but I've watched too many cartoons and momentarily thought chicks are ball shaped without proper necks, and kicks end lives fast so I figured that's an alternative.
Even though I might sound like it now, I'm not actually a violent person.

no prob! +rep for being a good guy, unlike all the other violent and evil people around here :P

I'm not prone to long discussions over forums, so I'll put this in easy to read bullet points.

- No such thing as animal control tending chickens. We do have people who take care of stray dogs and cats and those who take care of the random crocodile waltzing around someone's house, so they can take them to the zoo or release them in the wild, since they're kind of endangered and such.

- It was 10:00 pm. The girl was a teenager who had a role on a school play, the play was still in progress and I had been hired to do backstage work, so I had the time and she didn't (nor the heart, even though it was her fault AND her idea). Nevertheless, it was not a huge window of time to call anyone that late at night to deal with a dying chicken.

- I never would have done such a thing to a puppy or a kitten. Puppies and kittens are cute and fuzzy and when they grow up, they make lovely pets. Chickens are cute and fuzzy but when they grow up, we have them for lunch.

- You can't judge my entire personality on a snippet of information, specially if it's about the most evil thing you've ever done. Do note that I did specify it did not make me proud, in fact, it made me feel quite bad about it, but I also felt bad about letting it endure a slow, agonizing death. I do not pack an euthanizing kit with me at all times and I really wish I could have disposed of it in a better, more humane fashion. Picture yourself in an empty, private school parking lot with a locked gate, dead at night, you being needed in a couple of minutes and with a dying chicken on your hand. Now think of a non-cruel way to end his life.

- I thought of editing my post after Protoss called it disgusting (to be honest, I thought it might cut my chances of winning), but I figured the OP has already read it anyway. If it offends you and others in some sort of way, I've no problem editing it. Like I've said, I'm not very proud about it.

Hello,

the most evil thing i ever did, was to sell my pregnant wife to a slave trader. Hm k it was only in a video game. And i ate some fast food made of human parts. Iguana Bits it was called.

Have a nice day

1: I've stolen quite a few of my best friends' girlfriends. Often times in front of them, just to prove I could.

2: I have locked a child's bedroom so they could not get to their toys. He cried for six hours straight! :D

3: Multiple Things in Multiplayer. I've told people I'd protect them only to kill them.
Teamed up on a friend several times.
Betrayed a lot of alliances in a dire time.
Stolen treasure, kills, lives, wives....

And other evil things that would get me in trouble.

World Domination...And All That. ~ Lan

Edit: Dungeons And Dragons Wise. I made a Level 20+ Campaign and made my Level 10 friends play it. After an easy level 15 Dungeon....They died in the first room.

Oh, right, I almost forgot. I went ahead and bought Dungeon Keeper, so in the unlikely case that you (spindown) thought my speed limit thing was the most evil thing, I forfeit.

I'm a terrible dungeon keeper, I feel bad about slapping imps.