I can see it now... A husband who's fed up with his wife
Husband: Honey?
Wife: Yes, dear?
Husband Let's take a short vacation!
Wife: Oh, honey, that'd be wonderful! Where would we go?
Husband: Let's Go to Wellford South Carolina!
IN WELLFORD
Husband (with a gun): Time for you to die honey!
*BANG*
The wife is seen dead in the middle of the street and the husband begins running as the police show up.
Police: shoot, he's runnin', looks like another one got away...

Have they clearly defined the boundaries between a run, a jog and a brisk walk?

While walking, at least one foot is at the ground at any given time. While running or jogging, no more than one foot is touching the ground at any given time. (With varying definitions of "touching", as the person most likely is wearing some sort of shoes, that touch the ground instead of the foot.)

Maybe they'll hire some olympic medal winning speedwalkers onto the force.
You know ... speedwalking, the sport where you walk as fast as possible. You've probably seen it ... briefly, before changing channels. Worst sport ever.

And here I was thinking this thread was going to be about another Zombie Cow Studios game..

Don't say that until you see a balding overwight cop in his mid 40s in the wonder woman outfit...
Ahh yes thats a point, always wonder how walking became counted as a sport. What differentiation is there between running and jogging then? Is there a speed limit so the cops have to consult a speed gun for permission to chase someone?

None, at least none that people can agree about. I'd say it's mostly for people who think that "running" sounds like too much work, so that others can convince them to "come along for a jog" instead.

Ewwww. Someone pass the Brain Bleach and Mindwipes, please!!

Here you go. Or here, now throw a die to decide which one you get to see.

I'll see your second option, and raise you :
Bella Emberg
:P

Is that a fat guy with a wig?
You always have the option to stare dreamily at the first image until you forget the other.

No, Bella is allllll woman. I think she's still alive. Comedienne and actress from the 70s and 80s. She usually co-starred as Blunderwoman (that picture) on the Russ Abbot TV show.

Well the story is the cops won't give two craps about the law, my friend who's out in cali says they have similar laws. It doesn't stop the cops from chasing you if you piss them off enough, and apparently it causes them to send the helicopters after you a lot faster... Although, for some reason I don't think they have too many helos in South Carolina....

Wow. South Carolina is getting a lot of good publicity recently, eh? Good thing I don't live there.
OH WAIT.