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Posted March 06, 2011
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nmillar: Do you have any Scottish in you? Would you like some?
I thought you were English???
Posted March 06, 2011
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nmillar: Do you have any Scottish in you? Would you like some?
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reaver894: I thought you were English???
Nope, I'm from Tayside. I'm sure we've had a conversation about my family being mostly from Fife before?
Posted March 06, 2011
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nmillar: snip
Oooops my bad,

my way of saying sorry
Posted March 06, 2011
two more:

Hey nice face, it would look better terrified and covered in tears.


Nice tits, they'd look better covered in a mixture of blood and semen.

Disclaimer: These may get you arrested if tried.
Posted March 06, 2011
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reaver894: "Get your coat you've pulled" to be used at the end of the night when all the good ones are already taken.
I prefer, "Get your coat love ...

... I've got a knife"
Posted March 06, 2011
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enterprise2004: Haha I wish. They're just female friends, well, one of them I'm hoping for more, but we'll just see how that goes.
That pretty much never works. I think there's that whole bash.org explanation of what's going on their. As long as you realize that you're not going to get anywhere it's not a big deal.
Posted March 06, 2011
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enterprise2004: Haha I wish. They're just female friends, well, one of them I'm hoping for more, but we'll just see how that goes.
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hedwards: That pretty much never works. I think there's that whole bash.org explanation of what's going on their. As long as you realize that you're not going to get anywhere it's not a big deal.
Oh it's not one of those things where she's been a friend for many years and I've always secretly loved her type of thing. She's my friends roommate, and my friend has been working on getting me and her roommate hooked up. We saw an opera last night, so I think things are on the right track.
Posted March 06, 2011
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hedwards: That pretty much never works. I think there's that whole bash.org explanation of what's going on their. As long as you realize that you're not going to get anywhere it's not a big deal.
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enterprise2004: Oh it's not one of those things where she's been a friend for many years and I've always secretly loved her type of thing. She's my friends roommate, and my friend has been working on getting me and her roommate hooked up. We saw an opera last night, so I think things are on the right track.
Ah, yeah that would be different. Wasn't quite envisioning the friends for years secretly loved her always thing. That one always winds up badly. Sometimes though you end up falling for a friend, and that usually ends badly.
Posted March 06, 2011
Yeah, I have experience with falling for a friend. Never again.
Posted March 06, 2011
hey baby, wanna make a baby?
Posted March 06, 2011
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals ...

I'll get my coat.
Posted March 06, 2011
That's a nice dress...

It's going to look really good crumpled up next to my bed in the morning.
Posted March 06, 2011
Unfortunately the only one I've tried is rather context specific. I was talking to my now girlfriend at a wine tasting I was helping to run for our apartment and the next night we were holding mixer that was color coded with Green - for single and looking, Yellow - for "It's complicated", and Red - for already in a relationship/not looking. Yes I know, already pretty cheesy. Anyway, I asked her:

"Are you going as a green tomorrow?" She said yes. I followed with: "Would you like to go as a red?"
Post edited March 06, 2011 by crazy_dave
Posted March 06, 2011
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hedwards: That's a nice dress...

It's going to look really good crumpled up next to my bed in the morning.
You got that from mafia 2
Posted March 06, 2011
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hedwards: That's a nice dress...

It's going to look really good crumpled up next to my bed in the morning.
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rooshandark8: You got that from mafia 2
No, but they did use that in the game. I got it one bored summer watching Wings. I'm sure it was an oldie by that point though.
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