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Posted December 15, 2009
Hehe put it into google, I'm sure you'll find a result or 2...
I think the best way is to approach a girlfriend like she was a game herself. If she doesn't do everything you want, its time to install some mods.
I suspect that everyone is a potential gamer deep down, you just need to find a hook that drags them into our shadowy underworld. One day its a few games of solitaire, then a few turns of civilization (well few hundred turns, it IS Civ!) and before you know it she's chainsawing noobs in half in Gears 2 and trying to break the speedrun record for Fallout
Post edited December 15, 2009 by Aliasalpha
Posted December 15, 2009
Lol, I was heading to Iraq for the first time.... My then lady friend (the psyco stabber), and one of her chick friends (who i had dated a while back) and I went out, had some drinks.... Thankfully, I have pics/video :) but it was not all girl on girl :)
As I recall my ex (the other girl with whom i had been dating prior to the one who stabs) was pissed at me and said she was going to seduce my girl.... Which I TOTALLY had no problem with.... and well..... the psyco ex kept saying but what about him.... lol.................. GOD!
Seriously............myself and the chick who tried seducing my then girlfriend still talk, every night, lol im trying to talk her into going on vacation with me next fall....... :)
Posted December 15, 2009
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Aliasalpha: I think the best way is to approach a girlfriend like she was a game herself.

Can't do that, not after reading Kant. That would be objectifying...
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Aliasalpha: I suspect that everyone is a potential gamer deep down, you just need to find a hook that drags them into our shadowy underworld.

In some cases it would simply require too much time spent on convincing the person... with, most likely, mediocre results.
It's best when you can simply enrich a person's life with something they didn't expect they'd enjoy as much - i.e.: "show them the light" ;P.
Posted December 15, 2009
If we can't FIND a gamer girl, then we shall have to MAKE one.
Things you'll need:
Positronic brain
Some serious advances in AI in general
Lots of space
A plethora of expensive machinery that may or may not actually be doing more than going PING!
An mp3 of The Doors' "Build Me a Woman" playing in the background
Some "spare parts" and a shovel.
Sounds like a plan to me.
Post edited December 15, 2009 by JudasIscariot
Posted December 15, 2009
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JudasIscariot: If we can't FIND a gamer girl, then we shall have to MAKE one.
(...)

While there's some serious R&D going on, I'd settle for an "oxygen-breathing weakling" any day ;P.
On that note - know any ?
Also - I don't think there are that many "converts" - almost all (if not truly ALL) the girl gamers I've met were the played-PC-games-since-childhood type...
Posted December 15, 2009
Well the easiest way to increase the percentage in future years is for all of you male gamers to get your little sisters/nieces/cousins/daughters hooked on gaming at an early age.
Posted December 15, 2009
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JudasIscariot: If we can't FIND a gamer girl, then we shall have to MAKE one.
Things you'll need:
Positronic brain
Some serious advances in AI in general
Lots of space
A plethora of expensive machinery that may or may not actually be doing more than going PING!
An mp3 of The Doors' "Build Me a Woman" playing in the background
Some "spare parts" and a shovel.
Sounds like a plan to me.

You forgot the most important part! It will never truly be alive without being activated via lightning rod and nice flashy thunderstorm.
Posted December 15, 2009
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JudasIscariot: If we can't FIND a gamer girl, then we shall have to MAKE one.
Things you'll need:
Positronic brain
Some serious advances in AI in general
Lots of space
A plethora of expensive machinery that may or may not actually be doing more than going PING!
An mp3 of The Doors' "Build Me a Woman" playing in the background
Some "spare parts" and a shovel.
Sounds like a plan to me.
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ceemdee: You forgot the most important part! It will never truly be alive without being activated via lightning rod and nice flashy thunderstorm.

That costs extra!
Posted December 15, 2009
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Luned: Well the easiest way to increase the percentage in future years is for all of you male gamers to get your little sisters/nieces/cousins/daughters hooked on gaming at an early age.

The sad thing is that some of them may actually lose interest in gaming as the time goes on...
IMO - they need constant motivation.
BTW - got any sisters ;P ?
Posted December 15, 2009
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JudasIscariot: If we can't FIND a gamer girl, then we shall have to MAKE one.

I'll take a redhead. Would the Kinky subroutine cost extra?
Posted December 15, 2009
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Aliasalpha: I'll take a redhead. Would the Kinky subroutine cost extra?

Make that two. Also - green eyes.
Posted December 15, 2009
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Vestin: Make that two. Also - green eyes.

burning bright yellow eyes and I do what I do,
cos' I learned the dark arts from another time and age,
bow down to me bitches cos' i'm the black mage!
Oh... Yeah...
/Fenixp looks to the right
/Fenixp looks to the left
/Fenixp runs away
Posted December 15, 2009
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Fenixp: bow down to me bitches cos' i'm the black mage!

Is this the point you put on your robe and wizard hat?
Posted December 15, 2009
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JudasIscariot: If we can't FIND a gamer girl, then we shall have to MAKE one.
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Aliasalpha: I'll take a redhead. Would the Kinky subroutine cost extra?

That's gratis to returning customers :D.
Posted December 15, 2009
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JudasIscariot: That's gratis to returning customers :D.

I don't think I've ever seen "gratis" used as a word in English ;P.
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