Apology denied, our borders suck, our travel sucks, our airlines are barely kept in check by the DOT, and our trains suck.

We deserve the words.

Indeed. Our trains aren't bad though if you have lots of $$$ to spare. They offer private rooms to sleep in for around $500 and up...on top of your ticket. I remember, trains in Europe only offer rooms you have to share with 7 other people.

What is it about humans that even uncontacted tribes in the rain forest wear loincloths? What is so damn wrong with freeballin' it?! :P

100% nakedness might lead to jealousy and murder in the village?

It's fun to fly into JFK as a US citizen and walk through that quickie line while everyone else has to get in the mile-long line of doom though. Makes you feel like a rockstar.

(Kidding of course.)

(Well... mostly.)

....... Until you reach the TSA desk and you saw them open your luggage for everyone to see.

Lol, three days later and still no word back in this thread from P1na. I wonder how many minutes into Miami it was before she got jacked. XD

Nah, customs does that in the background. You just flash your passport like a boss and walk into the line with 10 people waiting, rather than the one with 2,000 people waiting.

Hahah, I had the same experiences when I was living in Japan. When I visited the US and came back to Japan, I got to go through the citizens/residents line instead of the tourist line which was 90% of the traffic. I would look at that line and think "Suckers!"

Last year I took a trip to Ireland and had to transfer at Heathrow. I can't remember if they made us go through customs or not. Heathrow was a nightmare tho and I will try to avoid it in the future.

It's hard not to feel like that, lol.

you sit down. your sack is on the ground.... where spiders live.

Well what do you expect? he screaming "AH PINEAPPLE TERRORIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" at you?

Wouldn't be the first time.

Apology accepted, Captain Needa...