CarrionCrow: I try to not be judgmental about things, but I'm going to be judgmental now - if your idea of romance is a high school that's only for pigeons?
You are fucked in the head. Utterly. That is a question you will always have the answer to.
Wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, ask yourself, "Am I fucked in the head today?" and if you have so much as a single transitory thought regarding romance and godsdamned pigeons? You are TOTALLY fucked in the head.
What a piece of shit. It's so bad I'm honestly a bit surprised that GOG has it at all. Kinda kicks their maintained boutique idea in the balls, that's for sure.
IT MAKES FAHRENHEIT LOOK AMAZING BY COMPARISON.
Do you know how absolutely WRONG the last sentence is? David Cage is to video games what a blind proctologist with hook hands is to proper colon care. AND IT'S STILL MILES BETTER. Fahrenheit has a scene in which you have a (I kid you not) quicktime zombie sex scene! AND IT'S STILL BETTER.
Whoa calm down.
All of what you said is true, and yet at the same time it is not.
Yes the game is bad, it's horrible, it's beyond bad, but it's supposed to be that bad,
on purpose.
The game was supposed to be a parody of all the ridiculous tropes found in dating sim games, with the twist of everybody being
a bird.
Some people found it hilarious, while to others it felt worse than the twist at a Shyamalan movie.
Also, like any jokes that overstay their welcome. They just kept beating the horse even when it was a bloody pulpy mess on the ground, by making it a full length otome game. Bit by bit, the sarcasm disappears and it starts to take itself too seriously. So your enjoyment of the game will be directly proportional to the amount of ironic masochism you can withstand.