No. Just did something even better.

I deleted the piece of shit.

Crow has emerged! Wiser, scarred, but alive.

Akira. Ghost in the Shell, both film-based and the series. Trigun. Samurai Champloo. Black Lagoon. Cowboy Bebop. Paranoia Agent. Perfect Blue.
There's plenty of anime garbage. Boatloads and boatloads of it. But what I just listed are anime that range from good to fantastic.
Fell asleep for a few. On top of being garbage, it was boring, moronic garbage. Easily, hands-down the worst purchase I've made on GOG in I don't know how long. I just bought Leisure Suit Larry - Magna Cum Laude this week, the infamous worst of the series, and Hatoful Boyfriend makes me feel awesome about doing that, just by comparison.

I try to not be judgmental about things, but I'm going to be judgmental now - if your idea of romance is a high school that's only for pigeons?

You are fucked in the head. Utterly. That is a question you will always have the answer to.
Wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, ask yourself, "Am I fucked in the head today?" and if you have so much as a single transitory thought regarding romance and godsdamned pigeons? You are TOTALLY fucked in the head.

What a piece of shit. It's so bad I'm honestly a bit surprised that GOG has it at all. Kinda kicks their maintained boutique idea in the balls, that's for sure.

IT MAKES FAHRENHEIT LOOK AMAZING BY COMPARISON.
Do you know how absolutely WRONG the last sentence is? David Cage is to video games what a blind proctologist with hook hands is to proper colon care. AND IT'S STILL MILES BETTER. Fahrenheit has a scene in which you have a (I kid you not) quicktime zombie sex scene! AND IT'S STILL BETTER.

and yet Winter Wolves can't get released here. go figure.

I've played Planet Stronghold. Planet Stronghold is godsdamned art compared to Hatoful Boyfriend.

Additional - experiencing a whiplash dignity restoration. If I had found ANYTHING appealing about what I just suffered through, I would be well on my way to finding a new level of self-hatred. But I didn't. I knew it was garbage top to bottom, I played it, was proven ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, and now it's off my computer, never to be touched again.

Nothing to figure. The only reason why Hatoful Boyfriend is here, is because it's published by Devolver Digital.

And this should be your review on the game page. :-)

Which is pretty incredibly bad. I still love them on one level for publishing Hotline Miami, but holy crap, is there a flip side to that coin. It's like in order to balance out their portfolio, they had to find something absolutely atrocious to balance out something incredibly good.

still have not played hotline Miami. do need to get to that one. backlogs, eh?

Now that is an awesome idea. Thank you. =)

(Review posted on Sunday, might be deleted by staff by Monday. -laughs-)

And seeing as this thread is about the current sale, allow me to actually post something on topic! From the home page:

FLASH DEALS:great new offers every 40 minutes

Isn't this false advertising? None of the Flash deals have been new for at least 48 hours now, possibly longer.

Even if it gets deleted, you took one for the team and now we all got confirmation for what we suspected. Don't date pigeons :D

was wondering if you were going to bit on that. Now I know.

Argh... Digital Devolver...

Anyway, I'm still waiting for Devolver Digital to bring the rest of the Serious Sam games here and possibly the expansions for Duke Nukem 3D. Mostly though, I'd like to know when they are going to release the Hotline Miami sequel.