Posted December 07, 2014
ddickinson: With her being the daughter of a Viking warrior, how about Huginn and Muninn? Although, of the top of my head, I'm not sure if they are male or female names.
Stilton: I've a feeling Odin may have patented those two, Yorkshire Viking, but they've gone into the pastry base ;-) CarrionCrow: Maybe not, but it got a laugh, and now I've got the image of guinea pigs wearing bonnets and sipping tea....
Miss Beatrice has a human voice and Lady Farthington just shrieks profanities in between imploring Beatrice to pick hallucinatory cockroaches off of her.
"I saw the most beautiful set of fine china today, Lady Farthington. The flower pattern was truly exquisite, I wish you could have seen it."
"AHHHHHHH, THEY'RE IN MY HAIR, THEY'RE IN MY EYES, THEY'RE IN MY FLESH, PASS ME THE FORK SO I CAN RELEASE THEM AND END THIS SUFFERING, MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!"
"Oh, Lady Farthington, you are always a delight to spend the afternoon with...."
Stilton: Caffeine abuse and sleep deprivation are better than drugs! AAAAND legal!! Miss Beatrice has a human voice and Lady Farthington just shrieks profanities in between imploring Beatrice to pick hallucinatory cockroaches off of her.
"I saw the most beautiful set of fine china today, Lady Farthington. The flower pattern was truly exquisite, I wish you could have seen it."
"AHHHHHHH, THEY'RE IN MY HAIR, THEY'RE IN MY EYES, THEY'RE IN MY FLESH, PASS ME THE FORK SO I CAN RELEASE THEM AND END THIS SUFFERING, MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!"
"Oh, Lady Farthington, you are always a delight to spend the afternoon with...."
Its what made Jane Austen such a laugh a minute success (I recognized your quote immediately).
And people said I'd destroy my brain sitting at a computer 24 hours a day while abusing stimulants. Shows how wrong they were! >=P