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Posted July 17, 2012
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Rodzaju: I'd break into your house & install a pressure pad under your mattress.
When activated, this would trigger the release of a fouls smelling but completely harmless gas from the canister under your bed.
It would also lock your front door.
So you have to run out the back, where you will encounter the land mines buried in your yard....
this is actually really good :o) PM me about a free 5,99 game ;)
Posted July 17, 2012
i'd just bore you to death.
Posted July 17, 2012
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lugum: i'd just bore you to death.
just as I do you with this thread? :D
Posted July 17, 2012
I will TEAR YOU APART AND EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!
Posted July 17, 2012
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sloganvirst: I will TEAR YOU APART AND EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!
that implies he has one.
Posted July 17, 2012
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sloganvirst: I will TEAR YOU APART AND EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!
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lugum: that implies he has one.
Shit... didn't think of that...

Back to the drawing board I guess....
Posted July 17, 2012
you will be fastened to a rough cross, and me, armed with a sharp knife, begins by grasping handfuls from the fleshy parts of the body, such as the thighs and the breasts, and slicing them off. After this i remove the joints and the excrescences of the body one by one-the nose and ears, fingers and toes. Then the limbs are cut off piecemeal at the wrists and the ankles, the elbows and knees, the shoulders and hips. Finally, the you will be stabbed to the heart and your head cut off.
Posted November 05, 2012
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lugum: you will be fastened to a rough cross, and me, armed with a sharp knife, begins by grasping handfuls from the fleshy parts of the body, such as the thighs and the breasts, and slicing them off. After this i remove the joints and the excrescences of the body one by one-the nose and ears, fingers and toes. Then the limbs are cut off piecemeal at the wrists and the ankles, the elbows and knees, the shoulders and hips. Finally, the you will be stabbed to the heart and your head cut off.
pretty :)
Posted November 05, 2012
I would lock him in a room with a sharp object and the Star Wars Holiday Special on repeat on a big-screen TV, and wait for him to kill himself.
Posted November 05, 2012
I would make him swim in a pool, then remove the ladder.
Posted November 05, 2012
I would leave him in a room with a bathtub filled with highly concentrated Slurm.
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DProject: I would make him swim in a pool, then remove the ladder.
Classic. xD
Post edited November 05, 2012 by F4LL0UT
Posted November 05, 2012
i'd put you in a room with spiked walls and the room would be full of katanasa
there would also be a sign "do not attempt backflips when holding katanas in your hands and mouth"

how long until you'd try it?
Posted November 05, 2012
* forces Kunovski to spend a week with Gabe Newell , Bobby Kotick and Derek Smart * :)
Posted November 05, 2012
put him in a room of vertically challenged people (dwarfs, midgits whatever you want to call them) who feel they have something to prove to "the big people". Wait and see what happens.
Posted November 05, 2012
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AFnord: I would lock him in a room with a sharp object and the Star Wars Holiday Special on repeat on a big-screen TV, and wait for him to kill himself.
You made me want to watch it again. But part 7 and 8 have been removed from youtube so I can't watch it all the way through :(
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