banned cause the things you say are all made up :)

Banned because facial hair and sushi must be respected as separate. You can have hair in your food but not hair as your food.

Banned because I remember those crappy old 3d specs.

Banned for playing Virtual Boy.

Banned for playing GAME BOY!

And did we tell you the name of the Game Boy? We call it riding the gravy train... banned!

Banned because you know, YOLO! (Sorry, I just can't come up with any reasons to ban you right now)

Banned because you didn't try hard enough.

Banned for banning for no reason other than poor excuses.

edit: GixGox beat me to it. I guess I'll be banned for being too slow now. lol

Banned for being wrong, I ban you because you banned yourself, not for being too slow.

Banned for being redundant by banning someone who already banned himself.

Banned because redundant measures are necessaries for safety.

Banned for making me redundant!

Banned for using the word redundant to mean unnecessary even in a context that does not imply repetition or duplication, as is often done in the UK when expressing a reason for termination of employment, so you're fired - I mean banned!