^ banned for not submitting a form RCMP 5491 (Application for Authorization to Carry Restricted Firearms and Prohibited Handgun) and paying a non-refundable fee of $40, sooner; The RCMP thanks you for your support.

Banned for paying for YouTube

^ BANNED for suggesting that I would ever do such a vile, despicable, and reprehensible thing

^ Banned for stealing my heart

Banned because I could use a liver.

^ banned for putting too much booze in your eggnog

EDIT:

^ banned, because I put it back after some brilliant surgical efforts to correct your mitral valve prolapse, ventricular tachycardia, and several other serious conditions which were life-threatening... you should expect a full recovery by early next year

Banned for confusing a mitral valve prolapse with a rectal prolapse.

Banned simply because just being the user below you, I get to replicate the flag of my country based on our profile pictures.

^ banned for not having an emoji as an avatar

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