Banned for sharing spoilers

^ banned for considering the Holy Bible to be filled with "spoilers"

Banned because Noah was also the first high-profile survival prepper nut. His apocalypse bunker just floats!

^ banned because you Noah guy like that who lives on your block

Banned for ditching the ark because you'd rather motorboat (if you know what I mean).

Banned for assuming that we read that monstrosity.

Banned for missing out on the big twist that the Old Testament God was actually the Devil. Seriously, watch Armored Sceptic's video on the subject, Jesus calls out all that garbage.

^ banned for heresy

(Or, did I mean hearsay?)

Banned for regarding a loving God as also cruel and petty, which was a huge part of Jesus' teachings to decry.

^ You are banned for stealing Irving Kanarek's rhetoric.

^ You should be banned rhetorically and grandiloquently for not banning LegoDnD in actuality.

Banned for overusing the word grandiloquent and its derivations.

^ banned for not marveling at, and admiring with awe, the impeccable cadence of my previous post

Banned for not having a standard to which God must uphold.

^ banned for getting your previous post twisted until it was bunched into a blasphemous knot

Banned because I only blaspheme in the way Jesus did so, because He's (the Son of) the superior God.