Banned for reversing forward at the same time as moving forward in reverse. Simultaneously.

Banned for having a better username than mine.

Banned for complimenting me on my username.

*Also asking for myself to be banned for feeling the need to edit a post that consisted of one short line, due to it being grammatically imperfect.

Banned for being a grammar ustasha.

Banned for eating a gummy ustasha.

Banned for either making a ridiculous error or using a pun that I just didn't get.

^ banned for not wearing too many clothes at the U.N. (not even close)

Banned for playing Tifa porn at the Italian Senate.

Banned for eating Italian ice while watching porn and signing the Trade and Investment Framework Agreement (TIFA). Seriously, what the hell is Tifa porn?

Banned because LegoDnD was clearly making a spelling mistake, even though i'm not sure what he was going to write.

Banned for accusing fine upstanding waffles of spelling mistakes.

Banned for not playing enough final fantasy.

Banned for being the cause of Cloud's strife.

Banned for being a strife causing cloud

Banned because your avatar looks delicious. Almost like a tiger. Probably tastes like frosted flakes.

^ Banned for making a GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Post.

^ banned for crumbling Kellogg's Sugar Frosted Flakes into already sugar-laden pancake batter and making waffles, onto which, you pour a liter of sugary maple syrup... Are you sure that you have enough sugar now!?