Banned for also being interrupted by me as well.

EDIT: And also because a cerebral cortex is part of a brain, so he already covered that.

^ banned for being totally confused at how I replied to your post so quickly

Banned for confusing me about how you confused HeresMyAccount.

^ banned because, oops... I did it again

Banned for spearing Britney.

^ banned, because there's no Hilton in Paris, Texas

Banned for not referring to Paris as "godlike Alexander", as Homer does in the Iliad.

Banned for paying taxes in Texas.

EDIT: Banned for interrupting me; DOH!

Banned for not even visiting the glorious Krajina.

^ banned for not noticing that the statue of the god Ker was missing at the temple of the gods in Thylysium

Banned for stealing the statue.

^ banned for accusing me of being a "down and dirty brigand," when I didn't filch it myself, though I know who did and where it is

Banned for knowledge.

^ You should be banned, because when I said that the biggest two problems negatively affecting the human condition presently were ignorance and apathy. Then, I asked you, "What do you think." and you replied, "I don't know and I don't care."

Banned for loving too much, the murders you did.