Banned for trying to ruin Mike's business. Mike is a cool guy!

Banned because i want to examine your claim, but all online sellers won't ship a bottle to my locale. Rum trade here suffers, since most new, trendying, expensive, or simply high quality products are non existent and no shop deals into selling them through any service (retail, online, delivery etc). And banned because neither you, have ever sipped Aluna Coconut Rum anyway!

Banned because i don't like ear-eaters; i prefer ear-lickers like V... nevermind

Banned for not tasking your servants to purchase the most delicious of rums, or sending out knights on quests to retrieve said deliciousness.

Banned for not knowing the answer to when is a car not a car?















A: When it turns into a gas (petrol) station.

Banned because wrong answer, right answer. It matters not.

Banned for not caring about the truth which indicates you might be a pathological liar.

^ Banned, because your avatar clearly indicates that you speak with a forked tongue

Banned because your avatar clearly indicates that you speak with a bearded face.

Banned because your avatar clearly indicates that you have two limbs and a tail.

Banned because I can't seem to deduce anything from your avatar.

Banned for not realizing that his avatar has a head and a body.

Banned for expecting it to be a headless horseman.

Banned because the actor from Sleepy Hollow (the one with Christopher Lee) who performed the role of the headless horseman, never won a prize or a distinction, even though he was superb!

Banned, for being a horseless headsman